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Examples of Bruce’s “Dad Strength” as witnessed by various Robins throughout the years:

can and will bodily pick up any new Robin and bail as soon as gunfire starts on patrol

one time Bruce got out, physically ripped off a broken part of the Batmobile, and threw it in the backseat so he and Jason could keep chasing someone in the Narrows

ran home with Nightwing over his shoulder when he got shot

frequently lifts sewer grates/manhole covers like they weigh nothing

does push-ups with Robins on his back for a challenge

held onto the side of a building with just his fingers for ten minutes once when Steph’s grapple line broke and he had to help her back up

pulls hot dishes from the oven without mitts sometimes for Alfred (insists scar tissue on his hands means he can’t feel it, nobody fully believes him)

Damian swears he saw him kick a tree down once during training. A big tree.

Dick frequently catches him unscrewing screws in his prototypes with his bare fingers

Punches through walls????

can drink nothing but straight black coffee for several days before any signs of discomfort (this freaks out everyone but Tim)

#batdad #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #robins #multiphanreblogs #batfam

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“Mmmm big titty goth gf”

- Bruce and Selina, simultaneously probably

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Throwing my two cents out on a meaningless topic that occasionally crosses my dash-

Yeah I do think Jamie would know the word ‘jaundiced.’ His dad’s an alcoholic. Jaundice is one of the main medical risks of alcoholism. Even if it was more of a ‘I hope he gets jaundice and dies’ situation like, I’m pretty sure he’s heard the word sometime in his life.

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Also, props to Allan???

He's a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn't like that.

But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn't like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.

And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.

Big Allan fan over here.

#barbie #barbie spoilers #multiphanreblogs

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go watch Barbie

#barbie 2023 #barbie spoilers #multiphanreblogs

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favorite ship dynamic: having gay sex would be less gay than whatever these two have got going on

#multiphanreblogs #royjamie

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Time to make Jamie Tartt (and Roy Kent) my entire personality for the month. Happy pride 💪🏽💪🏽

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #jamieroy #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #multiphanposts

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Can you believe it's canon that Jamie is not allowed to drink beer unless Roy tells him to. and he looks so thrilled to be given permission. savouring that beer and fighting a boner

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I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

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LMAO SOMEONE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THIS AWFUL, AWFUL CHILD OF HIS, THE MAN IS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT

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He is the world’s greatest detective, he is a billionaire, he is a bisexual disaster, he never got out of his emo phase, he is a single father with six kids, dresses up like a bat, he wants to help people, he is autistic, he is Jewish on his moms side, he has a complicated relationship with his moms side of the family, he has three parents, he’s the coolest guy ever, and he’s a pathetic loser and I love him

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*Wally, when he goes to the batcave for the first time*

Wally: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.

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shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules

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modern au steve harrington duetting a tiktok thirst edit of corroded coffin frontman eddie munson with a video he took last week of eddie walking directly into a closed door, hitting his head on the frame, bouncing off of it, grabbing the doorknob on the way down, and still falling on his ass

#multiphanreblogs #steddie

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Tim and Jason: 💀💀💀

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don’t get it twisted dick’s a prep, jason’s a nerd, and tim’s a geek. damian’s an art kid

which means

• dick was totally a cheerleader

• jason definitely went to book club

• tim played video games till morning

• dami has fanart

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*sighing* oh I wish they ate each other

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