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will your answer to this question be/contain no?
It can include no while also saying yes. Simply avoid using a one word answer.
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ewhat flavour is water supposed to be
Water.
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Due to recent circumstances, we've had to remove vending machines in most of our offices. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
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LOL no theyre not dead stop lying they literally posted "my head hurts" two days ago
Living in a universe where the dead dose not rise cannot shield you from the truth.
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GET MX TIMOR BACK YOU SAVAGE DOCTORS
Mx.Timor has been dead for months now. There's nothing we can do. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Pomegranate parasite side effects list
A drastic decrease in body temperature
Seeing eyes or the feeling of being watched
Sensitivity to oddly placed lights, mostly resulting in migraines
Loss of appetite
Increased vision in dark spaces
Extreme tiredness
Static
The taste of blood in any food that is not red
Angel songs
Static halfing
Static splotches
Invert splotches
Loss of your facial features
The resurrection of the dead
Hive mind behavior
Allergic reactions to the cold
Sensitivity to magnetic pulls
The faint taste of pomegranates never leaving ones mouth
If you have seen a angel like pomegranate entity, do not engage with it or accept any offerings as it can be detrimental to your health.
Those who have interacted with the entity known as @we-give-pomegranates-to-people will be quarantined in the new universes designed for said people until treatment is properly available.
Thank you for your cooperation with the Multiverse Counsel.
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For those unaware, we do not recommend consuming anything given to you by this entity. See symptoms in this post as well as more in this one. A full list will be created shortly.
Those of you who have already consumed or have been in contact with the entity and its spawn will be quarantined into select universes. We suggest you don't say goodbye to family or friends as you could spread the parasite.
Thank you for your cooperation with the Multiverse Counsel.
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We heard there's new people o○○ on the site. So we offer all of you a p○megranate. Come and get one to become your new friend!
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Due to a lapse in our security, this blog had been compromised for nearly an entire year. We have finally regained access to the blog and have taken care of the thing responsible.
Unfortunately, due to unknown errors, we are unable to remove previous posts made by the entity. We advise you just ignore them for the foreseeable future.
Thank you for your cooperation with the Multiverse Counsel.
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my pɐǝɥ fuck!ng h̸̡̨̛͉̣͇͚̲͖̯̺̫͚̫̜̣̮̫̲̥͉̣̯̼͍̠̺̋̓̍̒́́͋̀̀̃̓̀͜͝ͅų̴̛̳̮̬̞̘͕̗͙̤̫̥̳̺̩͚͚̜̠̻̠̻̫̳̖͍̭̫̩̇̔͂̇͒̑̇͂̊̎̉͂͒̃̈̋͑̏̐̄̐̔̒̓͑̔̈́̄̎̂̃̓͛́̇̄̈͌́͒̊̚̚͜͝͝͠͝r̷̢̛̳̳͍̺̟̲̣̺̞͖͕̟̘̱̮̳̠̬̳̟̪̦̤̩̪̺̹̃̀̒̔̌̾̇̽̿̿̉̀̅̆̈́̓̀̌̉̀̏̂͗͋̄͘̕͜ͅͅͅt̷̢̛͓͈̩̝͓̲͉̩̼͙͚̦͙̦̠̻̠̭̦͈͈̮͑̽̐̅̏̌͐́̈́̉͌̎̒̇͋̎̀̓̽̃̾̀̓̔̍͐̓̊͋̽͊͑̒̒̎̐͘̕͘͝͝͠͠s̴̢̧̢̳̭̲͓͖̱̟̪̪͇̩͖̟̱͔͕̤͉̥͓̝̭̞͓̻͈̲̭̥̖͓̪͕̩͇̈́́̀̌͛̓̎͌͂̈̉͋͛̋́̀̿̉͐̀͘͘͠͠ͅͅ
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Ņ̵̖̤̳̝̌í̷̝͖͙̣̪̤̖͓̥͇̻͎̀͋ͅl̷̡̨̧̛̹̟̖̞̬͍̖͎͖̺̐̎̈̐̅ ̷̢̧͉̠̜̻͙̮̩͋̿̏̓͋͋̆̿̚͘m̵̺͔̩̼̺̭͇̦̣̝͇͎̤̯̼̍̆é̶̢̪̞̝̺̬̝̘̘̱͉̼̈̔̄͘͠ ̶̱̇̍̏̚ͅa̶̡͙̿̾̈́̆͒̈r̷̮̮̠̰͈̭͂͐́̀̈́̆̏͐̂̉̀̂͜͠ ̴̢̳͓̯̹̓͋̔͐̽̽͊̿̆̍̀͆̚͝ẳ̸̫͇̜̪͚͐̂̈̇́n̴̢͖̳̼͓̰̜͚̞̰͉̺̂̿̎̄͂̒͊͋̍̈́͊̇̅̕̕ ̶̛̦̻̘̫̖̫̰̱̄͂̇̋̋͂m̸̖̅͋̎̔̄̉̌̎̑͒̅́͊̍͆e̶͚̽̒͌o̸̖̻̠̖̥̥̞̳̺͓̱͋͆͑ň̷̜͕̒ ̴͓̣̬̈́̇̈́̉̈́̑̍͛̊̄̌͆̈̚c̶̭̉̓̈́̈́̈́̀ḩ̴͍͍̬͔̹̳̻͈̲̫͗͛̊̏͑̓̽̊̾̉̌̚͝u̵̺͙͖̩͓̳͖̐̋̔̇̊̀̔̽́̚̕͘͠͝n̵̗͇̬̮͖̥͉̜̙̎̀͑́͋̀͂̓͘ͅ ̴̢̧͍̳͙̙̣̌̈͆̓͋̄͒̀́̚͘͜͜͜͝͠͝ĺ̴̛͙̼͕̦̲͚͎́͂͊̇̀͘͠a̴̤͖͇̖̝͉͗͛b̴͓̲̗̭̖̮̗̳̊̽̈̈́ḩ̶̩̲̩̙̤̤̫͓̩̹͋̿̌̈́̆́͆͛̿̏̎̈́a̵̮̠̎͒̀͑̓̍ỉ̸̡̛̦̮͕̩̪̻͉͈̬͚͎̓̅̍͑ȓ̸̨̡̛̛̘͇̩̠̇̈̿̑̊̃̍͊̀ẗ̸̘̲̱̝͛͒́̽̐̾̓͒͘ ̴̛̯̗͎̮͔͔̞͕̥͍͈̩̲̹͒͌̌̾̐̅́͗͜f̴̰̹̩̯̦̣̬͚̠̅̂͐̀̆͂̋̾̾͌́̈́͠͝ͅȁ̵͖̜̟ͅọ̷̖̀̃͐̀̎̀i̸̛͎͔̮̺̻͚͎͉͂͛͒̔͑̀̎̈́̎̽̕͘ ̵͓͚͍̘̝̀͗̽͐̀͂̃̌͒̎̚͝͠ľ̸̦̼͖̟̬̮̘̙̦̖͇͉̔̕͜á̸̧̤̞͔̺̩̦̙̯̦̪͛̂̊̈́̏́͛̋̐̕t̶͈͓͎̺͉͍̗̗̏̽͂͠ȟ̷̹̈́̍͋̿͗̓̈́ą̷̡̘̬̇̀i̵̦̻̬̪̠̓͋͆̓̃̐͊̆r̸͕͎̯͇͕̖͓̗̝͇͖͓̾̐̅͑̀͌̆͝.̶̪̗͈̬̳̝̙̤̗̺̮̲̩͇͎̊̄̑́̀̒̓̀͘
So strange so strange. Our signal keeps cutting in and out. @multiverse-announcements are you having this problem too?
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Mx. Timor! Do you like pie?
Its not too b̵̤͕̲̗̩̮̥̿͊̂̌̆̀͒͜ą̸̛̞̜͔́͒͂̍͌̃̓͝d̵͚̮̗̟̘̻͉͈̳͌. lt spuǝdǝp 0n t thhhhhhhhhhhhhh e p!e. l guees?
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Ugh.. My head h̶̢͍̪̭̯̾̃̉̓͜u̴̲̓̉͌̏̒̀̀̊̆̉̈͘͜r̶̻͇͚̝͉͙̜̮̽̀̍̌͠t̵̟͉̳̭̼̺̦̭̓̔̃̍̀̈́̌̓̓͝͠͝ś̷̛̫̉̇͑̔͑̌́̊͗͒̌̔... dose ǝuoʎuɐ know h0w l⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎ng its be☜︎n
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If I, hypothetically, broke a digital fruitverse entity, how would I fix/reboot them? All hypothetical of course! :^)
l went to go rnu s0me errands f0r a̸̢̫̩̞̗̻̮͈̫̥̱͎͎̪͒̈̋͒ͅ ̵͖̻͓̯̯̜̲̈́f̵̺͙̮͖̗͎̝͇̳̲͉̋̽̓̾̄͆̋͘͠͝͠ę̸̨̪̭͙̜̪̜͇͇̥͈͗̌͊͝w̷̢̧̗̯͇̩̭̠͔͇̘̆̆̚̕ͅ ̷̢̧̢̛̟͔͔͙̼̠̱̣͔̻͉́̐̊̈́̈́́̑͊ͅd̶̡̡͉̫̰̬͈̺̣̭̺͎̩͙̙̐̽́̆̂́̈ȧ̸̧̧̡̩̳̥̫̹̥̣̬̙͎̈̕͝ͅͅḿ̷̔̉��̡̝̣̯͇̻̟̤̹̣̠̀̏n̵̛͈̯̮̣̗̜̬̠̰͕͉̐̒̀͆̓̎͝͝ ̵͖͖̞̈́̈́̀̈͐̓͂̚d̷̨̈̈́̄â̸̧̲̝̮̣̣̈́̅͊̀̏͝͝y̵̡̜̳̬̺̯̺͔̼̋̆̍̈͐͂͒̽̈̈͌̚̚͠ś̴̜̿̂̔͂ and you ɐlɹǝɐpʎ broke the parasite.
l rebooted them when l got qɐɔʞ.
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*kills Dr. Orshal cutely* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Oh uo
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Sɥnʇ nd I aIready knOW how to use a f̷͉̩̝̹͈̹̟̐̈͌͝ư̷̢̡̲͙̖̘̬̪̤̪̟̮̬̔́̓̾̒̐̽̏̑̚͘͘c̴̳̭͉̪͍̲̹̬̟̺̜̔̐̔͊̐̋͋͋̂̆͂͌̓̂̀͜k̵̛̗͚̠̱̲̈́̂̐̇̒̓̑i̶̬̽͗͋̒̚͝n̸̡̢͍̗̲͚̔̉͋͋͛̔̔̃͛̅̊͝͝͠ḡ̴̛̰͔͈̺̖͍̻͉̠̭̦̫͖͐̌̀͐͋̍̈́̽͜͜͝ ̴̢̛̖̳̫̗̮͓̜̘͖̭̞͕͇͇̊͑͆̓̐͌͝c̸̢̧̢̡̢̮͇̞̼͈̹̬̿̏͛ä̴̛̛͈͈́̌͑̋̒͌̓̂̂̀̎m̶̠̜̀̄͋ȩ̷͔͚̻͉͈̮̲̲̬͂͛̇̏̃r̶̨̼̹̖͍̫̩͕̮͉̘̈́̌͑̿̇̀̒̇̐͋̚͘͜ä̴̧̢̺̫̩̳͖̼͇̠̟̘́̈́. lt just 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕥 untiI now.
Where is this shit coming from?????
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Where is this shit coming from?????
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hello mx timor! do you like mushrooms?
l don't Iike to €̸̬͍̔a̶̧̨̡͉̠̥̦̼̔͒͛͛͊͗̽͛̈́̀͂͆́͜͝͝t̶̞͕̻͙͔͊̂̀̈̅́̌́ them bnʇ l ʇɥǝʎ,ɹǝ u!ce to Iook at.
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