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[Day 277]

Chamber of sea critters 🎣 (im not obsessed with lineless u are)(its so fun KJASDLAJJKA)

#grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #other people's art

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"Alright, guys, so my boss wanted me to start working on an article for the paper here, and I just so happen to have a few files on some high profile individuals at my disposal... I'm just not sure who I should be writing about, what the people wanna see!

#TIME FOR MORE LORE #my psionic warriors: vote cleo #hgcz #hotguy

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you should go on that show where they cut things exactly in half

if you mean the german one where they're trying to perfectly split foods in half by weight you might be onto something ngl i looked up a clip of it and so far i've known which piece was heavier before they weighed it every single time

#splashasks #porch-gremlin #completely disagree with the 'perfect symmetry' cutting strat #unless that's against the rules idk i don't speak german #but if i was on that show i would NOT have cut those root vegetables lengthways #it's so much harder to control the knife like that just cut widthwise and make the thin half longer

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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

#this is me except about knowing the volumes + sizes of items #i can look at leftovers in a skillet and tell you exactly what container they’ll fit in with zero space left #i am a hit at barbecues and potlucks #and also vacations where 5 people’s spring break luggage needs to fit in the trunk of a honda civic

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Based off of this post and @mumblesplash's tags

And, finally:

#OH YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND #THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS PICTURING #third life #last life #double life #limited life #secret life

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I had a scientific theory I needed to sketch out.

#and then there’s eminence in shadow #which contains so many of the trappings of a harem anime as to almost disqualify it from its status as a satire #but also the female characters’ feelings and arcs are the only ones that get treated with any respect at all #truly one of the shows ever #apparently a significant chunk of the fanbase is annoyed by the protagonist’s asexuality #so i cannot help but be like ok. ok maybe the target audience truly cannot tolerate any more subtlety than this #bc if you can watch that show and not realize that cid having even the slightest interest in women would absolutely ruin the whole premise #you are beyond saving #if that guy is anything but singlemindedly delusional beyond the limits of all belief #if shadow garden being 100% insanely hot girls who are in love with him is anything less than completely unintentional on his part #then the joke isn’t funny anymore

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Y'know I was halfway through your tags about loving characters who like paperwork and I thought you'd LOVE Alfur and then I read the rest akshdjs. I'm glad there are more Alfur enjoyers out there!

yeah you called it stg a character has never become my favorite so fast. when he showed up like ‘i’ve finished the paperwork for you all you need to do is sign it ­:)’ there were real tears in my eyes

#ok that’s kind of a lie. martin k magnusarchives had me in like under 10 seconds of airtime #splashasks #anonymous #but yeah there is maybe something wrong w me. re: the paperwork thing #it’s so bad #even got me applying for the hotguy zine #it’s literally For Fun‚ ​i knew i wanted to apply for it instantly‚ and it was like a 2 or 3 page easy google form #still took me i think Actual weeks to force myself to do it

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If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

#genuinely embarassed about this but. paperwork #i’m dead serious #if a character finds paperwork fun or easy chances are i imprint like a baby bird #for me the absolute height of wish fulfillment is ‘someone meticulous and levelheaded wants to manage all my important documents forever’ #alfur from hilda makes me feel insane in a way i don’t think is possible to convey to anyone who can fill out forms w/out their hr spiking

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#someone stronger than me please edit all of these onto relevant hermitcraft/life series screenshots #please i beg #so many of these are covered by life series alone #soulmates fated to kill each other is literally the defining mechanic of dlsmp

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

#my anthem

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misread your user as mumbosplash for a second. thought it was another one of your elaborate tricks and traps

WOULD YOU STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING SOME KIND OF EVIL MASTERMIND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A MISTAKE

#(/lh it's funny) #splashasks #alollinglaughingcat #even the most minor blunder is not your fault and instead the work of a faceless machiavellian genius who moonlights as a mcyt fan blog #self esteem icon tbh

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#awww fireflies was my first favorite song as a little kid :') #but enough about that what do you MEAN it's called 'voluntary nystagmus' #and only 8% of people have it?????? #i used to refuse to explain how i did it bc it was one of my favorite party tricks in middle school #and i assumed anyone would be able to shake their eyes if i explained how and people wouldn't have funny reactions anymore

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

#so true #thx guys ­:) #other people’s art #minecraft

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

#u guys ever looked at the lyrics to even the most mundane contemporary worship music #maybe it’s always been really obvious from the outside but for most of my life it was invisible to me

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who me? no i don’t have any problems i just attend these group therapy sessions to vote people off

#sigh #yeah. yeah #last life #martyn inthelittlewood

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who me? no i don’t have any problems i just attend these group therapy sessions to vote people off

#litwrally ZERO memory of making this post wtf