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mummelthecryptid · 14 hours
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yes honey your ecstasies are holy and your visions are divinely inspired can we fuck now
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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non consensually watching dean rake leaves
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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rodeos are gay af why are you so keen on showing other men how well you can ride
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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Thanks for the question, Anon!
I can speak Mandarin Chinese okay but do understand it better when others are talking. So…two languages. But I’m learning Swedish.
-submit your poll!-
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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is Taylor Swift seriously fucking calling herself a tortured poet 😭😭
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery
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mummelthecryptid · 15 hours
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she just sent me her location bro wtf is this
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mummelthecryptid · 16 hours
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evan buckley i have grown quite fond of you
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mummelthecryptid · 16 hours
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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mummelthecryptid · 16 hours
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POV u just suffered a grave injury in the city of los angeles
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mummelthecryptid · 16 hours
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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mummelthecryptid · 16 hours
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was talking with a friend about this but it hit me how when men are written the process isn’t “ oh I have to write a male character “ it’s just “ I have to write a character “ but with women it’s “ I have to write a female character. “
and for the latter it can be about writing a female character pushing the harmful tropes or trying to fight of the tropes but it still… it still puts her in a box, and, as my friend said, she’s not allowed to be real.
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mummelthecryptid · 17 hours
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I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.
Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.
By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.
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mummelthecryptid · 17 hours
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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did
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