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Celebrate (You Finally Felt Something), Ronan Day-Lewis

#art

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overhearing a meeting at work where one of the partners is expressing concerns about hiring someone because his voice was too gay in the interview and it might make a bad impression on clients. Ah.

#Didnt think that would happen here tbh #lowkey want to message him on linkedin and be like Heyyyyy dont work here.

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commenting that i actually think the tortured poets department is pretty good turning my phone off and smiling

#well it’s not ‘good’ in many ways but im streaming :-)

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the radio actually is lovecraftian to me

taylor swift is compelling to me as a horror figure

#hey it’s just a post. Why are you mad when you could be GLAAD

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CATE BLANCHETT The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) dir. Anthony Minghella

#if anyone is deserving of the title of Mother

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top 5 GAYEST matt damon performances?

you gotta wait for the listicle to drop once im done with his full filmography babe im sorry

#dont worry i’ll go in depth i swear i just have like 15 more movies to go

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Would Damon be Jack or Ennis? 🤔

APPARENTLY he wouldve been ennis with joaquin phoenix as jack. i dont think that’s like terrible casting and id be interested to see what they wouldve done with it but ultimately so glad we got what we got instead. like matt’s too babyface for ennis isnt he??? could he have done such a wordless performance i dunno. plus i dont think gus van sant wouldve managed the sort of Hugeness we get from ang lee yknow

#the wikipedia page has a huge list of other actors that were considered and it is fascinating lol #but it’s a perfect movie i couldnt accept any of them.

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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hi! i shared your post about the taylor Swift phenomenon on Instagram and it's gaining a lot more traction than i thought it would so please let me know if you'd like me to take it down! (ig is dar.kacademia if u don't want to click on the link!)

the instagram swifties are mad at meeeee

no it’s okay hahaha no worries!! none of them have come over to my blog or anything so it’s out of sight out of mind tbh lol. but thank you for asking ❤️

#cracking up at the comments being like obviously this was written by a MAN

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the actual quote is really funny btw like ok sweetie lets get you to bed

you’re telling me matt damon turned down brokeback mountain because he’d just been in a cowboy movie and a gay movie and didnt want to be in a Gay Cowboy Movie and im watching the cowboy movie and he just said verbatim to his cowboy best friend in a tense moment “i wouldn’t quit you”

#hes laughing but i bet hes malding inside #like oh you wish you had???? too fucking late IDIOT get LEDGER’D

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All the Pretty Horses (2000)

Directed by Billy Bob Thornton

Cinematography by Barry Markowitz

#One of the actual most insane movies ive ever seen in my life. #How am i supposed to reasonably rate this #film log reblog

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This is so funny i feel like im going to die

#it’s not even that gay generally BUT IJBOL…….

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you’re telling me matt damon turned down brokeback mountain because he’d just been in a cowboy movie and a gay movie and didnt want to be in a Gay Cowboy Movie and im watching the cowboy movie and he just said verbatim to his cowboy best friend in a tense moment “i wouldn’t quit you”

#YEAH. I FUCKING BET

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near-life experience

#well

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okay folks it’s that time again, which bad matt damon movie should i watch tonight

#i need to knock all of these off the list at some pount and they all seem so bad #going for a run now. thanks all

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Edi Patterson as Judy Gemstone in THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES

#❤️ her

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Chungking Express (1994), dir. Wong Kar-wai