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ANYONE WHO SENDS HATE OVER DISABLED MUSES CAN FIGHT MY PHYSICALLY DISABLED ASS IN A DENNY’S PARKING LOT!

first of all, disabled people exist. 

we exist, and it’s fucking hard. 

it’s hard to live in a world that’s literally not fucking made for you. 

disabled people exist and:

are allowed to be shown visibly struggling.

are allowed to use aids in their everyday lives to make things easier for them

are allowed to be fucking angry

sometimes they can’t do things other able bodied ppl can

sometimes it takes them longer than it does an able bodied person

sometimes can’t work

disability is real, it’s not just some ~uwu this is neat~ shit. it’s hard, and disabled people are statistically the least represented minority in media. 

if someone wants to make a canonically able bodied character disabled? let them. especially if the admin is disabled themselves. sorry if it hurts your feelings to have one less character like you, i guess.

tho, that is to say that a disabled character shouldn’t be written as a kind of ~token~ character, whose only trait is that they’re disabled. disabled people can have disabilities that effect them heavily in their everyday lives, but they’re still people, with thoughts, and feelings, and lives, just like everyone else.

#;ooc posts #fuck ya ableism #ableism is not hygge #rpc bullshit

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PSD001 // PURPLE VIEW by ROSELVN

- FREE PSD ! - Turns green and blue into purple ! - Comes with 69 x 69px Icon Border ! - Reblog if using, credit optional yet preferred ! - IM @roselvn for download link !

#reference

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PRINCESS & VILLAINS: A DESCENDANTS INSPIRED PSD SET BY WHITLEY

DUAL PSD SET: Comes with one that enhances pinks and blues, another that enhances greens and purples.

POC FRIENDLY: Will not whitewash darker skin tones

CREDIT PREFERRED: Please credit me in your rules or in the post of graphics used. You must reblog or like this post if using.

DOWNLOAD LINK

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PSD005 // BLOOD RED by ROSELVN

- FREE PSD ! - Turns everything to red ! - May whitewash ! - Comes with 69 x 69px Icon Border ! - Reblog if using, credit optional yet preferred ! - IM @roselvn for download link !

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[mummyzelena]

Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?

#pregnancy

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So you think that the rpc is getting to be a lot for you …

A REMINDER, that this is a hobby. Here is a list of things you can watch out for when you think, hey, maybe I should take a break.

1) FOMO. Fear Of Missing Out. Do you find yourself constantly glued to your phone, checking discord? Do you find that people are getting pissed at you? You can’t eat, you can’t sleep, you’ve cancelled on friends so that you can keep up to the latest tumblr drama. Your manager hates you. You get genuine anxiety when you have to go more than an hour without looking at the dash, and you stay up super late so that you can keep up with what’s going down. Guess what! No longer do you have to worry about missing out! Join a club.

2) THIS IS AFFECTING YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. You’re getting anxiety shakes. The amount of mental illness symptoms that you have are increasing in frequency. You may have experienced a panic attack over somebody sending you something that you didn’t like. Dude, that sucks, but deleting your blog *is* easy and taking a break *is* possible. Don’t wanna delete? Go on a hiatus. The best payback to a >:( mean anon >:( is living your best life!

3) YOU FEEL THE NEED TO LIE ON THE INTERNET. It’s chill. We’re chill. We all do it. We all make our lives look a little bit better … but when you are sitting on tumblr 24/7 and refusing to build a life for yourself outside of tumblr, when you have the capabilities to build a life outside of tumblr and are able bodied to do so, do you think that maybe you should? Nobody cares on the internet. 

4) Your physical health is declining, and you are able bodied to improve your physical health…. why don’t you Go outside! Go pet a dog. Go for a walk. Pick up a hobby. Hit up a friend, go watch Shazam. Go to a cat cafe.

5)  YOU FEEL THE NEED TO COMPULSIVELY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERY ABSENCE. Guess what? Nobody owes you shit! Have a nap and watch netflix all day! Nobody cares if you don’t get your drafts done. Do something exciting! Start a new religion! Eat rocks! Pet Frank the Unicorn! Watch 12 Monkeys. 

6) You are obsessively refreshing somebodies page to see what they have to say. You don’t like them. You’re angry with them. You try to hang onto every word they say, and always watch out for when they make a new blog … MAYBE DON’T? Consider hitting up an old friend and hanging out. See how many dogs you can spot in one day. Highfive a stranger. See how a lightbulb tastes. 

THANK YOU, THIS POST IS NOT SPONSORED BY STEVE ROGERS !

#psa

[mummyzelena]

For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between British and American English!

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#musings

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Since the OP of the original tutorial on tumblr deleted their post, here’s another tutorial (with pictures) on how to make your text a gradient on tumblr like this:

Testing one two three...

Keep reading

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[mummyzelena]

gardening & outdoor memes !

send...

🌱 to start a garden w/ my muse!

🦋 to have a butterfly land on your muse!

🐛 to find a caterpillar's cocoon while outside!

🐝 to find bees buzzing around!

💥 for my muse to get stung by a bee!

☘ to find a four leaf clover!

🍊 to help my muse harvest from the garden!

🌳 to help my muse prune their plants!

🐞 to have a ladybug land on your muse’s nose!

🐍 to find worms while gardening!

🚿 to help my muse water the plants!

🌊 to spray my muse w/ the garden hose or water them w/ the watering can!

😦 to slip in the mud!

😮 for my muse's reaction to yours stepping on their flowers!

🍴 for my muse to find yours eating out of their fruit/vegetable garden!

🖐🏻 for my muse to find yours stealing from their fruit/vegetable garden!

❗ for my muse’s reaction to yours eating one of their flowers!

🐜 for my muse’s reaction to yours eating a bug!

add ❌ to swap when applicable!

#rp meme #gardening rp meme #;made by gale

[mummyzelena]

PRIDE.  —  a dash icon template by concinnitytm

happy pride month! i’ve been making dash icons with this template for my friends for some time now, so i figured i would share it now that i have an actual resource blog. contains twenty-one different pride flags, with ten gender identities and eleven sexual/romantic attraction ones + the option to split the heart in half to show off two flags at once. the icon has a transparent background  ( includes a tumblr blue layer to test how it looks on the dash )  and is sized at 64x64 aka the optimal dash icon size. i have made all of the pixel hearts myself painfully slowly, so please don’t take them anywhere else without permission. the font on the optional name space is disposable droid bb. if i have missed any indentities, do shoot me a message and i’ll update the file.  like or reblog if you plan to use, and credit me in a post or otherwise so people know where they can get one!     [ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳 ]

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[mummyzelena]

🏳‍🌈🌈 no cops at pride, just oaken & his muscles 🌈🏳‍🌈

#frozen #oaken #lgbt

[mummyzelena]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

#drinking

[mummyzelena]

things roomies & i have said

feel free to change pronouns & wording to fit your needs. 

❝ [ meowing back and forth. ] ❞ ❝ I don’t know. I don’t know what that was. I’ll take it, but. ❞ ❝ There’s clean clothes in the dishwasher. ❞ ❝ Goodnight, Agent Mulder. ❞ ❝ [ holding finger out ] Touch it. ❞ ❝ There are cats. Upstairs. Right now. ❞ ❝ [ texting while sitting in the same room ] ❞ ❝ Don’t check your text messages. That was just me. ❞ ❝ Hello, welcome to the devil’s asshole. ❞ ❝ My air conditioner screams. Unless I hit it. ❞ ❝ Thank you for this. This gift I did not ask for. ❞ ❝ ‘Sidenote-’ [ closes door in face ] ❞ ❝ Do you need a switchblade? ❞ ❝ What just happened? Did you finally hit puberty? ❞ ❝ We had a prison break this morning. ❞ ❝ Why are we still holding fingers? ❞ ❝ My whole life is a blooper. ❞ ❝ A telemarketer just called me, laughed, and hung up. ❞ ❝ If the world is ending out there and we’re just sitting in here ordering Postmates, I don’t know what to do. ❞ ❝ WHAT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT?! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna kill you where I sit. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna steal your vantage point! ❞ ❝ You can’t afford rent without me. ❞ ❝ My food came from north of here. ❞ ❝ I think I’d know if you had a metal foot. ❞ ❝ Why do you care? It’s a rock! ❞ ❝ It’s a polished rock, but it’s still a ROCK. ❞ ❝ That’s why our generation killed them. ❞ ❝ And welcome to the family. ❞ ❝ Something is happening here. What, I’m not sure. ❞ ❝ I don’t think I’m emotionally stable enough to hear this. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, things are better when I fuck them up. ❞ ❝ This is not one of those times. ❞ ❝ Hold on, I’ll kill her for us. ❞ ❝ That was our influence on a grown person living in Canada. ❞ ❝ I thought you said castrating and I got very concerned. ❞

#Things You Said

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#ship tbt

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Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

#sleep

[mummyzelena]

Send 😏 for my muse’s reaction to catching yours staring at them.

#symbols