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Hero in Romanian folk tales: *casually breaks the laws of physics*

The narrative’s only comment: They were năsdrăvan.

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i was in line at the covrigărieTM and a lady in her late 40s early 50s told a man in his 70s that she is not going to let him go in front of her

the old man said that he is a pensioner and some other people in line started whining about why she won't let the pensioners go first

the lady mentioned that she is buying her lunch for work and that she doesn't to be late for work just because all the pensioners want to go first and that THEY should have more respect for those working especially since the pensioners have nothing else to do all day

now... the war started

they got so angry that the guy in front of me was this close to actually hitting the woman

the irony?

after she left, he turned to me and told me to go in front of him because the covrigi he wanted were not ready yet

#im adding the fact that all the pensionaires in my town decide for no fcking reason to do their groceries at carrefour EXACTLY during lunch #break like can you not pick specifically the 20 min time window when you know it will be crowded with kids who are trying to be in time for #class

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In anii ‘80 in Romania comunista sub Ceausescu ies o serie de carti cu titlul “Povestiri istorice” adresate copiilor. Sunt scrise de Dumitru Almas si ilustrate de Valentin Tanase. Acest Tanase, putin glumet dar si nitel subversiv, ii introducea pe flacaii de la Beatles in desenele lui. Aici ii aveti (cica)pe haiducii lui Pintea Viteazul. Aia de la cenzura, educati in perioada stalinista si fiind rupti de lume, nici nu isi dadeau seama de siretlic.

Singurul care nu e desenat convingator e Lennon dar ceilati e clar ca sunt haiducii protocronisti George, Ringo si Paul.

Hai ca te-am pupat nea Valentine!

Cum spunea si balada populara:

“When I find myself in times of trouble

Haiducul Pintea comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Let it be”

#deci de aia credeam ca stefan cel mare si alte personalitati seamanau cu george harrison cand eram mic #romanisme

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literally why did i have to go back to having a muse

#i just remembered it fucking sucks and i had a good reason to quit that last year #but here i am again #having a damn muse

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“Dave was way deep, way ahead of his time,” Ron Asheton, guitarist for the Stooges.

Dave Alexander, one of the founding members of the Stooges, playing his Fender Jazz Bass.  

It’s been my experience that the bassists are usually the best looking and nicest people in a band.  Unfortunately, Dave Alexander, shy and mysterious, with a fast car and an unquenchable thirst for cheap beer and liquor, literally drank himself to death at the age of 27.  Maybe it was worth it.

Mike Watt mentions Alexander by name in his song, The Angel’s Gate, on his 2004 album The Secondman’s Middle Stand, by which time Watt had replaced Alexander in the reformed Stooges. At Watt’s first performance with the Stooges at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in May 2003, he wore a Dave Alexander t-shirt in tribute.

Iggy Pop namechecks Alexander in the spoken intro to Dum Dum Boys on his album The Idiot, saying:

“How about Dave?

OD’d on alcohol”

He is often credited by Pop and was credited by the late Ron Asheton in interviews with being the primary composer of the music for the Stooges songs We Will Fall and Little Doll both songs appear on The Stooges, Dirt and 1970 (a/k/a Fun House) albums.

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slightly homoromantic friendships are the greatest thing but also a pain in the ass

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i seriously wanna find out

#lidl #pls rb and vote because i am dying to know

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#im hot and that s it

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#orange juiceeeeeee

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why are dads so obsessed with measurements ?

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i dont have a gaydar.i just dont.you re gonna have to look me in the face and tell me you re queer if you want me to realise it

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OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

#EWWWW NO #in this household you make it to the toilet and vomit there or you dont fucking vomit at all

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not meaning to bitch about it or to shame anyone for what they choose to do with their bodies, but am i the only one who thinks completly shaved armpits look kinda weird ?

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i love that trans ppl think body hair is hot we're so cool and right for that

#yes we are

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im a multi-talented gorgeous boy so he can be just some guy