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What do you think about James/Regulus? It's surprisingly a more popular ship than I would have guessed. I am curious as what your thoughts are.

Also what do you think about Lucius/Severus? What do you think about James/Severus- I think that they would be so toxic that it is kinda compelling.

I wonder what you think about Bellatrix/Molly- it started off as a crack ship but hear me out. I kept thinking about how Molly was able to kill Bellatrix in a duel despite Bellatrix being being a formidable duellist who at one pointed was personally tutored by Voldemort. I know that JKR intended it as a power of maternal love and blah blah but if you take it literally it means Molly is just a more powerful fighter. I think that they provide interesting foils to each other yet I think that they have some similarities in how they have defined by their relationship with their families/men and their fierce loyalty to their respective leaders. Also I like imagining a teenage Bellatrix who is incensed by Molly who bests her in their duels.

I am neutral on James/Regulus. It sounds like Harry/Draco to me, only with Sirius probably losing his mind in the background 😂

I don't like Lucius/Severus, I enjoy them as friends, more. Plus I think Narcissa is friends with Severus, and I am loathe to hurt Narcissa.

I hate Molly, so I don't ship her with anyone. Not even with poor Arthur.

I could suspend my disbelief on a lot of things in the books- the magic, the many plot holes, a teenager killing the most powerful dark lord etc. I could just go with it. What pulled me out completely was house wife Molly standing a chance against solider Bellatrix. After that happened, I laughed at the absurdity for half an hour and I got completely detached from the rest of the book. I read it without a smidgeon of interest left. I wish Dora would have killed Bellatrix, or Andromeda, hell, even Neville (who certainly did more fighting in his last year at Hogwarts than Molly did in her life). McGonagall would have been the best option- you can still have the mother love thing (after all Minerva is a sort of mother to all Hogwarts students) but it would be believable. McGongall is the one that parallels Bella, with her loyalty to Dumbledore, with her knowledge of magic etc. Hell, even Neville's grandma would have been a better choice than Molly, I'm sorry, I can't get over it still, so many years later 😂

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tom riddle graduating hogwarts top of his class and then proceeding to work in retail right after was so real

#customer service cultivated that patience seen in the first war against voldemort

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HAPPY 22ND BLEACH ANNIVERSARY!!

2001年8月7日〜2016年8月22日

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Hirako Shinji | Bleach tybw cour 2 ep3 “The Fundamental Virulence”

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Some of the Bleach art I did for swordtember

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I think the problem with Bleach is that it created so many wonderful characters and then just endlessly struggled with what to do with them.

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HAPPY 22ND BLEACH ANNIVERSARY!!

2001年8月7日〜2016年8月22日

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The fucking context is "Odin's Graduation Ceremony" 💀💀???

IS THIS A GRADUATION OR A TRIAL??? WHY'S ODIN STARING AT HERCULES LIKE HE COMMITTED A CRIME?? IS HEIMDALL CRYING TEARS OF JOY FOR THE GRADUATION OR JUST SCARED FOR HERCULES??

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do you understand my vision?

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That tongue can do some crazy stuff 

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u sure he ain’t fighting with a giant lollipop?

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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

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- ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴘʟs

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Buddha's Eight Consciousness Reactivated

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Hades