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Imagining Jon getting hiccups and each hiccup is punctuated with a random fact.

*Hiccup!* The Northern Lights begin 94 million miles away with instabilities in the sun’s magnetic field.

*Hiccup!* The first written mention of apple sauce is in an English cookbook Compleat Housewife from 1739 by Eliza Smith.

*Hiccup!* "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in English.

#tma #magnus archives #jonathan sims #the archivist #i imagine it happens when he burps too but the facts are somehow all about indigestion

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New headcanon: all Avatars of the Eye can Know everything, except the fact that they have a crush on someone.

#tma #the Beholding #Martin: we're dating / Jon: since when? #Peter: here are the divorce papers / Elias: we're married? #Daisy: I bought you a wedding ring / Basira: because we're police partners #magnus archives

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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I think we were all too harsh on Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End in 2007. Any movie that has a pirate officiate a wedding while helming a ship and fighting off undead sailors and saying shit like “Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today… TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!” with an epic musical score playing is probably at least a 8/10 for that alone

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

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For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

#my mom wanted boys and i was the last chance to use any of the names she picked out after having 2 girls #also she thought it'd be aspirational? #like my full name would be a famous person

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#i dont remember #but judging by their recent posts i probably liked their art and shared interests #like I think the first one was a transLink from totk #and I'm like hell yeah I'd follow that

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Not me in my rental car, writing an idea for gay porn before I forget it, when someone comes to put a Jesus pamphlet in my window.

Nice try, guy, but if Jesus didn't want me to write gay porn, then he wouldn't have blessed me with such a galaxy brain of ideas for gay porn. I AM doing the Lord's work.

#about me #funny

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Reblog with how much money you spend on rent/mortgage, if you do

#i went from renting with a roommate to living with my parents again #that was only supposed to last a year but the pandemmy hit #and then i moved to LA and lived with roommates for a little over a year #now i rent and live ALONE!!! #my rent is $1550 for a studio

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actual tumblrsexyman my wife

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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@jonmartinweek day 6: ace day!!!!! woohoo

i’m bi+aceflux and having the main character of one of my favorite series of all time be like me is. so cool. i’m bad at articulating my feelings so i’ll just leave it at that, but know that my entire soul is consumed by this podcast

anyway comics are weird. i would’ve made it longer and maybe colored it more, but i had already drawn way too much and i just couldn't think of anything else to write. also i am very angry at jon’s face in the first panel that angle caused me so much pain

ok im done so i’m just gonna throw this at you

#i for one love the angle #you did a very good job

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@jonmartinweek day six: Ace day!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!