it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house
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bro, just put your cock in me bro. fuck me like a slut, bro
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Try not to cum in my labyrinth of terror
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liking armpit hair is a sign of wisdom and emotional maturity
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Me trying to maintain eye contact when he be showing a bit of hairy pit, chest hair, or accidental bush or treasure trail.
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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!
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