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im gonna be the king of garbage trash man math
my brother, talking about statistics. hes going into statistics
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me: wow condensation is annoying i wish i could get rid of it lol
brother: the only way to fix that is the heat death of the universe
me: what?
brother: well you fix the problem by taking out the source, and the source of your problem is existence
me:
brother: or you could go somewhere theres literally no moisture in the air, but then youd have to keep covering yourself in like vaseline and that would be much worse
me:
brother: yup
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You know, Russia and the US are like an unhealthy relationship, and the Cold War is like the big fight that comes after your first big fight. You know? Like you got in a big fight and then things kinda start cooling down, but then she sees you taking pictures of her missiles behind her back, and breaking international laws, so she starts texting Cuba behind your back and starting the Cuban missile crisis, and detente is officially destroyed.
history teacher, explaining the Cuban missile crisis as we all wonder if he's doing okay
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exciting news! i got a new guitar! look at her, aint she gorgeous!
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You know, if you think about it, water is just really dense air.
my history teacher, who honestly might be high, considering the level of weird that is this statement
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one of the best parts of history class is that my history teacher makes sound effects constantly
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*gestures wildly at youtube video* this is what happens when stupid people take over *literally screams*
history teacher, about rent control
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