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∞ RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

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PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

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:3

John: I wanna cry

Arthur: *Punches him*

John: Ow! The fuck was that for?

Arthur: Oops. I thought you were asking for help.

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John: I wanna cry

Arthur: *Punches him*

John: Ow! The fuck was that for?

Arthur: Oops. I thought you were asking for help.

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John would be the little brother that tries his hardest to embarrass Arthur whenever he has a romantic interest over. Walking around in his underwear, interrupting them whenever they're alone and just behaving like a dickhead.

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Arthur: Why I am I running from the law? It's you they're after!

John: Because, you wanted to hear me say 'I told you so'!

Arthur: You know me well, don't you?

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From my old RDO account <3

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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 21

Susan: Are you a top or a bottom?

Dutch: I’m a threat.

Hosea, not looking up from the paper: He’s a bottom.

Young Dutch: And I want to find a blonde in a red scarf.

Young Dutch: . . .

Young Dutch: I mean, a specific one. I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving.

Letters to Tacitus Kilgore:

Hosea: What state are you in?

Arthur: Constant anxiety.

John: Denial.

Dutch: Perfection.

Susan: Texas . . .

Dutch: Can you describe the man who tried to shoot you?

Josiah: Well he wasn’t very friendly, let me tell you -

Micah: They’re not allowed to do that. It’s against the rules.

Arthur: It’s also against the rules to let a snake join the Gang

Arthur: and yet here you stand.

Hosea: Get a life.

Dutch: Make one with me, you coward.

Hosea: Fine.

Dutch: Wait, really?

Getting Arrested While Getting To Know Each Other:

Dutch: Have you ever been handcuffed before?

Hosea: Sexually or by law enforcement?

Dutch:

Hosea: To be honest, I’ve been both.

John: How do I make a date more romantic?

Hosea: Try being mysterious.

John: Got it.

~Later On Said Date~

Abigail: So where are we going?

John: None of your fucking business.

Arthur: *gets shot in the leg*

Lenny: Are you okay?!

Arthur: I’m fine, just tired, haha.

Hosea: This is the land of your people.

Dutch: This is not THE LAND. This is Lemoyne.

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Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.

Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.

Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-

Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.

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John and Buell :)

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Dutch: What the fuck did you do

Hosea, holding a man by the neck: Nothing

Young Arthur, hiding behind a barrel: The guy insulted me

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Sadie <3

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Lawman: I'm gonna fill you full of holes, you son of a bitch!

Sean, running for his life: At least take me out for breakfast the next morning!

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Farmer: The hell is wrong with your friend?

Arthur, lighting a cigarette: Oh, you mean Dutch? Everyone has a different theory.

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Day 18470 of playing Red Dead Redemption:

Took my horse for a ride in real life, saw a rabbit and went to shoot it with the gun that I don’t have for the challenge that doesn’t exist.

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Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!

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