tumblr ads be like

the-memedaddy:

meirl

insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

leoismybookcrush:

joshpeck:

tiktoks-i-like:

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it

devipotato:

pink is a good color and that’s that

xanderwithanx:

choked-up:

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

yungdonr:

Extra heavy on the “Be safe” and “I love you” because life is so short fr

song-of-sea-and-sky:

amysnotdeadyet:

stargazing-at-the-moon:

thefaeriefeatherdark:

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

@spiritspodcast

angelbabyspice:

the-bluebonnet-bandit:

pigcatapult:

The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal evidence or “common knowledge”.

Here is a link to the study. Use it profusely.

When I was mugged in college I was literally attacked by two white people lmfao so it’s very funny that so many whites wanna make it seem like the other way around is what’s happening more.

queerlynx:

zampl:

butchdadd:

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

niceknowingyoubye:

isearchedtheyooniverse:

thearcadialedger:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:

feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS

STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.

DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!

AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.

IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”

WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK

CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.

AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.

I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

REBLOG

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

FUCKING REBLOG THIS. DON’T LET FALSE INFORMATION MAKE YOU BE THE REASON SOMEONE DIES.

tobesolonely:

tobesolonely:

being so broke that you literally just sleep in order to avoid being hungry

i feel guilty asking but does anyone wanna drop me a few dollars for like.. a box of macaroni or a bag of pretzels or something (x)