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Reblog to BITE prev

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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Let's talk about all the money rich people take from working people. #SurplusLaborValue

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

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The clones go back in time to fix the galaxy. The only problem?

They're all ghosts and the only one who can see them is Obi-wan.

Who is 3.

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i talked about an AU where Cody becomes the Senator for the clones in a world where Order 66 never happens and Bail is now the Chancellor. Anakin leaves the Jedi and is a stay at home dad. Obi-Wan takes over Ahsoka’s training.

But now imagine that there are a bunch of threats on his life from people who hate the clones. so he needs a security detail and the Jedi decide that a Jedi should help. Obi-Wan volunteers. Cody objects. Obi-Wan says “You protected me. Now let me protect you.”

This just results in Cody and Obi-Wan desperately trying to protect each other while Ahsoka is actually good at protecting them both. 

Eventually Ahsoka is like “Hey, Obi-Wan I’m not sure this Jedi thing is really for me, cuz i want a wife someday.”

Obi-Wan’s like “I understand completely i was planning on leaving once you became a knight. Cody asked me to marry him.”

And then Ahsoka and Obi-Wan resign from the Jedi together and live long happy lives 

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an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

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“leia would have loved anakin, she just hated vader” Leia Organa, literally raised in a matriarchy, would have HATE Anakin ‘as your husband i demand’ Skywalker

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happy glorious 25th of may