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You couldn’t watersport that out of me

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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Nicki Minaj is officially a playable character now on “Call Of Duty”

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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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One interesting thing about me is that I frequently go through periods where I eat nothing but redbull and gas station sandwiches until one day I open my empty fridge and realize I have no idea what a functional human being buys at the grocery store so I have to keep a full list of everything I eat and use taped to the outside of the door so I can stare at it in a dissociative trance until the answers come to me through the void like dark knowledge from a divine being

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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