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Decided to read Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park.

Expected to find new Dino horrors.

Found a new hatred for Lex instead...

The true horror is children apparently.

#jag has issues #jag is in a mood #never hated a child more then this girl #at least the novel version #jurassic park #michael crichton #so many issues could have been avoided

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Me watching a rabbit running across the road, followed by a small hawk struggling to fly up with something.

Instantly go, "Oh no, it caught one..."

Notices the long tail, "Wait, no, that's just a big ass rat..."

Continues on with day.

#jag has issues #jag lives by the woods #animals #the rat was the same size as the hawk

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For the Batman Day Fair fic I'm writing...

Need help deciding on what fair food Damian would try and be excited about.

Was thinking of mooncakes with bat designs but then what flavors...

Baklava maybe?

Something deep fried?

#jag is in a mood #batman #batfam #bruce is a good dad #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batman day #mystery at the fairground?

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Thinking of what foods Damian wants to "confiscate for clues" at the fair.

Then thinking, isn't he vegetarian...is fair food safe for him?

What can I give him, that won't make him sick?

Writing a story where Bruce and Damian stumble across a parade for Batman Day.

Trying to come up with what things they'll come across, like prize booths, games and such.

Both are in civilians attire.

Bruce is uncomfortable.

Damian is sure there are 'Batman Worshippers'...he might not be wrong...

#jag is in a mood #batman #batfam #damian wayne #fair food isnt safe for anyone to be honest

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Writing a story where Bruce and Damian stumble across a parade for Batman Day.

Trying to come up with what things they'll come across, like prize booths, games and such.

Both are in civilians attire.

Bruce is uncomfortable.

Damian is sure there are 'Batman Worshippers'...he might not be wrong...

#jag is in a mood #batman #batfam #bruce is a good dad #bruce wayne #damian wayne #son and father time but with awkwardness #and not their usual social awkwardness #but the awkwardness in finding out your family is worshipped #damian finds this completely normal

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Sentences I have written, love, but I am unable to fit in a fic.

Damian has realization, Tim instantly kills it.

“I am unstoppable.”

Tim barely was able to register the words that the youngest of the family had spoken before turning toward Damian with a look of concern, “Is there a reason why you have decided to make a statement like you're about to go join your Grandfather?”

“Father has done and has continued to do things that defy and break logic, being of blood, I too shall do the same, add in my Mother’s bloodline and the near immortality it has. I am unstoppable.”

“…I’m pretty sure I watched Jason stop you with one hand yesterday, just picked your ass up and held you out like a wet hissy kitten.”

Being dead is terrible for catching up with new slang.

“Tim! The fuck is a glizzie-gluzzie-the fuck ever, what have you taught Damian!”

“I don’t know, what do you think I taught him, Jason? Did you try asking him?”

“Bitch, he told me I was rizzless and to get good, what does that mean?!”

Bruce has a lovely morning.

Bruce was…quite pleased this morning…an odd thing really…

With how everything is going or had gone, he felt…calm…

Comfortable in his throw over cardigan, freshly showered, his coffee just perfect, his preferred music playing in the background, it was a strange but welcomed morning.

…until he turned and was met with the varying horrfied/confused expressions on his children's faces...

Maybe playing Drowning Pool-Bodies so early in the morning wasn't a good thing...

#jag is in a mood #batman #batfam #bruce is a good dad #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #“let the bodies hit floor!” casually headbangs with coffee

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One More Moment With You

Bruce used to take the boys camping and showed them how to cook outside, neither can remember the recipes…

Jason wants to remake dishes, unfortunately the one person who knew the exact ingredients...isn't here anymore...

#batman #batfam #bruce is a good dad #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #regret #drabble #fanfic

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Wanted something that was light and nice, so I wrote it myself.

Trying to get into a better headspace by looking at my older fandoms…looks back into Batman…well, that didn’t help.

Fine, I’ll fix it for myself then!

Just A Moment

Just a moment, just a piece of their lives that will disappear into the shadows memories. So small and insignificant in the greater scheme of things...but oh, how Bruce loves those the most.

Bruce convinces Damian that they can sneak out of a guest speaker's speech for treats.

#batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #bruce is a good dad #a quick drabble #batfam

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Ooh...I have been gone...a long time...

At least when it came to posting on this profile...

To be honest, most of it is because I'm trying to get in a better headspace and my current on going projects like A Jewel To Be Won were not helping since I have to get myself in certain moods to get into the writing.

Does that mean I'm done with it? No! I am still working on chapters but at slower pace to keep myself from diving head first in somewhere I don't want to be.

So mental health, very important, working on that.

I'll probably start going into other fandoms and post snippets from here and there or whatever pops into my head at the moment.

Some have probably seen me lurking/commenting already.

But just like my writing, I myself am a work in progress and I'm constantly going under edits to get the best version I can.

So love ya! Hang on and have this!

#jag is in a mood #jag has issues

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I’m only now really realizing how utterly insane the end of RE7 must have been for Chris Redfield.

I mean, he’s an experienced BSAA agent. He’s survived the worst bioweapon disasters his world has known. He’s lost friends and whole squads to monsters straight out of people’s nightmares.

Then one afternoon he gets a report, detailing a horrific outbreak where Tyrant-Class Bioweapons have been making people disappear in the Louisiana swamps. There are reports of explosions, fire, gunshots, screams.

Chris hops into a helicopter, mentally preparing for hell on earth. The helicopter reaches the site, Chris looks down, and sees what looks like a giant petrified tree sprouting out of the ruins of a house, destruction in every direction and there, standing in a little clearing near the collapsed tree, holding a rifle, is a Olive Garden breadstick of a man, his hands cupped around his mouth, shouting up to them “hey my wife and I could use some help!”

He’s wearing fucking jeans and a fucking white button down shirt. He looks like a suburban dad coming off of work. He looks like he drives a minivan. He looks like the most excitement he sees is the office Christmas party when his boss hands out free champagne.

He’s blue-eyed and has blonde hair, light skin, he looks like a Sim come to life. Like a mannequin from The Gap.

Chris, still floored, rappels down to the man. He asks his name.

“Ethan,” the guy says with the faintest California accent. He’s smiling exhaustedly.

Chris scans the scene for any monsters. There are none. This fluffy Texas Toast white bread man took out all the monsters? By himself? With a flimsy rifle? That was several years old? While protecting his wife?!

Chris wouldn’t have entered the house without at least three squads. He’s learned his lesson from the mansion outside Raccoon City.

One man. One, regular man. It’s beyond impossible, it’s unbelievable, it can’t be true.

Chris pinches himself to make sure. Yup, not dreaming. “Ethan, are you human?”

Ethan frowns at him like a confused puppy. Chris is reminded of a beagle retriever mix. “I’m pretty sure I am.”

“I’ll check you just to make sure.” Chris runs a scanner up and down Ethan’s body. He looks at the results. “Are you *sure* you’re human?”

Ethan laughs self-deprecatingly. “I did get a lot of that goo on myself but I didn’t eat any of it, pretty sure I’m fine.”

Chris looks back down at the scanner. Incredibly high concentrations of the virus. By all accounts, Ethan should be a morphed bloody mess right now, extra eyes and hands mutating out of his torso, half his face melted. Chris looks back up at Ethan. He’s smiling nervously, happy in his delusion. He reaches up to scratch some dirt out of his hair then winces as he realizes he’s tried to use the arm that appears to have the hand stapled back onto it. Chris googles at it. Regardless of mutations the pain and blood loss from that alone should render Ethan dead. “Why are you here Ethan?”

“I got a cryptic message from my wife who’d been missing for three years. I figured she was in trouble so I went to find her.”

“And when you found her?”

“She’d been infected and cut my hand off with a chainsaw.”

“What did you do then?”

Chris expects Ethan to spin some tale about blundering through the forest and killing an infected tree. Instead, this man looks right at Chris with the eyes of a madman and says “I went and found a cure to save her.”

“You…what?!”

“Well admittedly Zoe did help me out with that. I hope she was out of the house when it collapsed, she was a great friend.”

“The fuck?” Chris muttered under his breath. Most of the people he knew, including his BSAA teammates, would run for backup upon finding someone they cared for had been infected.

Chris himself had made a promise with Claire that if either of them got infected they’d do each other the honor of a mercy killing.

Cures for any virus outbreak were one in a billion. But Ethan had been totally confident in his ability to rescue his wife and cure her of the infection that caused her to cut his hand off with a chainsaw! “Who the hell are you?”

“Well I’m a systems engineer by trade, originally from LA. God the drive down here was so long.”

Chris blinked. Then again. Then again. Still didn’t seem like he was losing his mind and hallucinating. “I have to make a call, I’ll be right back.”

Chris passed the oblivious Ethan off to one of his lieutenants, instructing him to get Ethan some medical attention.

Jill picked up on the first ring. “Valentine.”

“Jill it’s Chris.”

“What’s up? I heard you were sent out to Louisiana. Rough stuff, I hope you’re alright.”

“Yeah…about that. I need to bring a bioweapon into the BSAA as an agent.”

“Are you out of your mind?! They’ll never go for it!”

Chris looked over at Ethan, now waving a tiny green bottle at one of the medics, demonstrating pouring it onto his injured arm. “I think they’ll make an exception.”

#resident evil #resident evil 7 #chris redfield #ethan winters #love me some basic white bread of a man wondering around without a clue whats going on #still manages to get stuff down even if he had no real idea how it works #'I sure am having a time!' :) #Chris looking into the legality of kidnapping a technical B.O.W #'Found him in a swamp #look at him #not a single thought in that head

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With the new DLC coming out, I hope if Ethan does come back, there is a part where you just get to rip shit apart in a feral like mode.

Just monster dad having enough bullshit, no more sneaking around, no puzzles, no guns, just angry dad mode activated.

Also, if he does come back and does have a monster form, I hope they keep it themed along with the Lords. Which I believe are based around fairytales.

The dark mother figure.

The vampire.

The mad scientist.

The grotesque mermaid.

The spider that traps you.

All have places in dark children stories, which I love, if they do go that route and do bring him back like that, there are many different creatures he could be based off.

I'm personally hoping for some kind of dark fae, the kind that are twisted up by the woods, not modern cutesy ones. The ones that stories warn you about dealing with, the kind you don't anger in fear of retribution. Just classic old timey creature that would have been in the Grimm Brothers tales or something along those lines.

#resident evil #ethan winters #resident evil village #jag has questions #give me monster dad #let him wreck shit #he deserves it #as a treat

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Just wanted to show off the new boy! Bastard thinks he's photogenic.

#jag is in a mood #jag has issues

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Ethan: "I'm unsure when someone cares or loves me...even now with Mia telling after all our time together how much she loves me...the doubt will always linger..."

Ethan smiling down at Rosemary as he gently rocks her: "So I'll tell you everyday in words and hugs and gestures, that when your older and we fight about dating and bedtimes...that even through the anger...you will never doubt how much I love you."

#resident evil #ethan winters #resident evil village #rosemary winters #and he never got to do all that

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Chris desperately trying to get his sister to pick her phone up: "Pick up, pick up!"

Claire: "Chris! Is everything okay?!"

Chris: "Claire! I fucked up!"

Claire: "...okay so this isn't a life threatening situation then?"

Chris: "It's my life being threatened situation!"

Claire: "What...what did you do?"

Chris: "I fucked up!"

Claire: "Details!"

Chris: "Ethan gone for the week, I'm in charge of his plants...I have managed to kill them all and he will be back soon."

Claire: "...he has so so sooo many plants..."

Chris: "I killed them all!"

Claire: "How!? Chris! Did you have a vendetta against them!"

Chris: "I killed his little cactus, a fucking cactus, those things survive out in the desert and I still managed to stomp out its poor little plant life!"

Claire: "He was only gone a few days! You killed them all?! Is there like, a half dead one, he could nurse back to health?"

Chris: "No...no..."

Claire: "...do you know what kinds there were?"

Chris: "...no...and the ones I did...were only sold seasonally so..."

Claire: "You fucked up..."

Chris: "I fucked up!"

#resident evil #ethan winters #chris redfield #resident evil village #chris x ethan #winterfield #claire redfield #it was fine #ethan knew it was going to happen #he forgave him and banned him from gardening #chris buys potted plants instead of bouquets as a sign of love

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More Merchant!Ethan and Leon

Though it always felt like a day, in truth missions took more like a week. Always feeling on edge, adrenaline pumping through him, focusing on staying alive. So, yeah, time wise, it felt like all the hours were crushed together in a bid of survival.

His body though, his body felt every toll the week had on him...

At least this mission was nice enough to give him somewhere to crash...for a fee...of course...

But hey, paying to not to have his face chewed off as he rested and good hot meals when he woke up, still better then anything else he had been on.

Not to mention the view he got as he watched his new...friend...work around his small home.

The ass on Papa dearest was unfair and the fact he couldn't just sink his teeth into it was a crime.

Still couldn't get the man's real name and Miss Rose told him she already told him his name, that was her Papa, what else would she call him.

Which fair...she was five...

It was the end now though...everything was done and he was just waiting for pickup...this would be the last meal he'll get from the younger man, the last picture Miss Rose will paint him...

Once he left...the small family will return back to the road, disappearing into whatever place merchants like them go.

"You seem upset?"

He didn't even notice when Papa came up beside him, both of them now staring at the empty out husk of a town, Leon just dramatically sighs as he throws an arm over his new friend's shoulder, "just thinking how I don't even know your name, I don't want to be calling out for Papa when I dream of you when your gone!"

"Oh, so your the type that prefers to be called that then? Didn't figure you for one that enjoyed being called Daddy."

"Never know," the older blonde just winks, "though...if you come with me...we can find out together if that's true or not."

The only answer is a low chuckle before they both fall back into silence...letting the atmosphere sink in around them.

"You could come with us instead...Rose adores you...the world has so much to be seen once you experience things like this...it opens itself up to possibilities others couldn't imagine. Good possibilities...and I think...I think you could use more of that..."

The air shifts around them, falling into an uncomfortable sadness as Leon frowns and stares back into the town...feeling much like it is...empty...

He would love to...to disappear and leave this world of misery and the continued cycle of death and rebirth...but...

"I...can't..."

The smaller man just nods, eyes understanding and smile gentle as he pulls himself from under the other's arm, "I know...but you do deserve good things in your life...Leon...even if we don't know each that well or too long, I can tell your a good man..."

"Ah, if your trying to butter me up, its not working."

The father just continues his sad smile, "and you are trying to distract me with your awful flirting."

"Awful!"

"Yes, awful, now, come on," pushing past him, now with a little sway to his steps, the merchant begins to head back to his wagon, "and Leon," he pauses, glancing over his shoulder, "my name is Ethan...I hope you remember me."

"Baby, how could I ever forget an ass like that..."

"LEON!"

"Ethan."

#resident evil #ethan winters #leon kennedy #resident evil village #resident evil 7 #leon kennedy x ethan winters #lethan #this has been sitting in my drafts #forever! #i dont know if they will ever meet again #a traveling merchant and his zombie killer boyfriend #sounds like a bad anime #runnaway with him Leon

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Leon: "I wanna be with you"

Ethan "But I'm a bio weapon"

Leon "Yes but you're a very cute bio weapon"

Ethan tilts his head to the side raising an eyebrow

Leon: "You have full control over your mind and body and you're not evil, you're nothing like the others"

Ethan: "But I've been dead for 3 years"

Leon: "And?"

Ethan: "... I'm made out of mold"

Leon: "Where's the problem??"

Ethan: "I'm telling you all my red flags"

Leon: "They're not flags for me"

#leon s kennedy #ethan winters #lethan #leon kenndy x ethan winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil 7 #resident evil #ethan: i have so many problems #leon: me too! lets suffer together!

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Ethan has no idea when he is being hit on, it just, goes over his head if not directly told to him.

It took way too long for Mia to sit him down and explain she wanted to go out with him and it still was a battle to get him to understand.

When she was gone for those three years, he had colleagues at work try their hand...he thought they were just being friendly...he was just happy he had people looking out for him.

The guy that was on the phone at the beginning of R.E. 7, listen he tried, man, he tried so fucking hard and when he thought he finally got through, that maybe Ethan was starting to understand...Mia sent that email...

Pour one out for phone dude, he tried...

Chris was sure he was going to throttle the next person who kept making passes at Ethan during training.

It took less then a minute of him introducing the poor blonde before he was swarmed. Gave him flashbacks of horde attacks, except the only damage done was to everyones egos when flirting failed.

We've all experienced Heisenberg's attempts...

Just a very clueless man who is happy to make new friends while Mia and Chris watch on as people fail so horrifically bad at flirting, that its become a game at this point to them.

#resident evil #ethan winters #chris redfield #resident evil village #mia winters #chris and mia dramatically posing in front of ethan #behold our dumb husband