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myon a day ago
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Me flying the 9/11 plane: man I can鈥檛 wait to land so I can go get my dick sucked straight off my balls
Like if you shed a tear Reblog if you creamed
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myon 2 days ago
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London mutuals what is there to do that鈥檚 cheap and not alcohol based?
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myon 3 days ago
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Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone
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myon 4 days ago
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myon 5 days ago
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myon 5 days ago
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anne boyer my friend anne boyer....
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myon 7 days ago
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myon 10 days ago
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I wish you can hug me and say everything鈥檚 going to be okay
Girl we are fucked
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myon 10 days ago
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stop normalizing toxic abusive relationship dynamics. looking at you tom and jerry fandom
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myon 11 days ago
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this sort of woman went extinct from malls not long ago
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myon 13 days ago
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what if i'm dying of cancer and my LAST WISH is to get an abortion
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myon 13 days ago
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i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?
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myon 15 days ago
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Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.
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myon 15 days ago
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call your girl naruto the way shippuden this dick in her mouth
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