Gotta be honest: When/if this thing ends, I may never wear another one again.
“Drop and give me 20!“
Confused teen hands over $20.
Can tough NAVY seal Vin Diesel take care of five troubled, grief-stricken kids, teach girl scouts how to rough up a rival boy scout gang, romance Lauren Graham, learn to cook, beat up a mean teacher, direct a local theater production of The Sound of Music AND stop a group of crazed international terrorists bent on world domination?
Yes. Yes, he can.
This is too ridiculous not to like.
“You’ve betrayed us and you’ve betrayed this country!”
“Guess what? North Korea pay better.”
To be fair to evil villain dude, he probably has a point here.
Nonetheless, I still don’t get why Vin’s characters thought cookie sales and tickets to space camp were worth encouraging young children to be physically violent with one another.
He turned those girls into BRUTES~!
And then he gets a job as a gym teacher at the hot headmistress’ school.
Not only is he sleeping with his boss, he is turning girls into feral animals.
Should we, the viewer, be worried about this conclusion?
Or just accept that like in all Vin Diesel’s movies, things will work themselves out?