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Shaun of the Dead (2004) dir. Edgar Wright

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This is such a random peeve, but I'm so tired of seeing posts about animals with intersex conditions being called "nonbinary."

No, that chimera butterfly, or cat, or bird, or whatever tbe hell it is this time, is not "naturally nonbinary."

It's intersex. And as an intersex human, I'm tired of the two being equated.

Because they're not the same thing.

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idk if anyone feels the same way but whenever i watch my friends' ig stories of them hanging out and having fun without me i feel like killing myself just to make them feel bad

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Cr: @wenightlove

#he doesnt care

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Parties make me feel incredibly alone. Why do we open up only when we’re drunk? And then sober up and act as if nothing really happened. Like dude, I just told you Im suicidal. Are u seriously gonna let this slide? Thought u were my friend, my buddy. I feel like no one really cares.

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england v germany at wembley

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was gonna reblog my own post about prince philip except tumblr's shitty search couldn't find it but it did give me this gem

#☠☠☠☠

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Hello my gorgeous pals! Sorry I haven't posted in a while but in the UK we're getting back to normal and coming out of lockdown so I've just been getting things ready and sorted for work. I'll be back to posting soon! And I big thank you for all the support you amazing people have given me 💖💖💖

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I mean i kinda like Haikyuu???

#these are sick!!!!!

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I got a load of Haikyuu stickers for my desk and within the pack is a fucking your lie in April one LET ME REST PEACEFULLY I DIDNT WANT TO BE HURT LIKE THAT

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face fucking // oikawa

My brain has been mush the past week so apologies for disappearing. Here's some more Oikawa love because hnnnng he needs to behave. Porn as always.

Oikawa smiles down at you, that smug smile he does when he's in control. His hand tightens in his fist as he watches you.

Your knees are scraping against the rough carpet, raw from the sheer force he'd been fucking your face. Your vision is blurry from the tears that threaten to spill out and you can feel how wet your chin is from the spit that had been drewling out.

"You take me so well darling." Oikawa says, smile never faltering. "Such a good fuck toy."

He tugs on your hair harder, roughly forcing you down onto his cock until your nose touches his navel and then immediately pulls you back. You're making the most sinful noises, gagging under how big and thick he is and how his cock is being all but rammed down your throat.

Its kinda hot.

He forces you back down onto his cock, holding you there for what feels like forever until completely pulling you off. You tumble backwards at the sheer force, gasping for breath and spluttering slightly from the amount of spit in your mouth.

Oikawa smirks at you, striding forward and dropping to his knees above you. His dick is hovering above your face, head all slick and a gorgeous shade of red. He grabs your hair again and pulls you up slightly.

"I'm gonna fuck that pretty little mouth of yours and not stop until you swallow every drop of my cum, got it?"

You swallow greedily and nod, mouth opening and tongue poking out obediently.

"Good girl."

Oikawa is relentless with how hard he fucks your mouth, head smacking against the back of your throat so hard you'd think it would be bruised. He groans above you, free hand running through his own hair as he tugs on it with the same force as his other.

He holds you right against his navel, nose buried in the mound of hair as he fills your mouth with his warm cum. You swallow around him, feeling like you're going to choke with just how much there is, until the last drop slides down your throat and he releases his tight grasp.

His expression immediately softens and he smiles so sweetly at you.

"God I love you so much."

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #oikawa x reader #mine

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Thank you for all the love guys I'll starting working on more stuff tommorow 💖

#it was my nans funeral today so ive been really down this week #thanks for understanding guys 💖

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video games // karasuno

im rough as fuck after my vaccine and basically been in bed all day and I wanted to just ramble about the boys so here's their favourite video games.

Daichi

A true gamer tm. He plays everything and anything but his favourite is Monster Hunter. This boy has like 3000 hours and fully upgraded 12 rarity armour. He can solo elders in 5 minutes like its nothing. You love to just sit beside him on the sofa watching him play and explain all about the different monsters and their weaknesses. He looks so cute when he's into it.

Suga

Suga is a Call of Duty fuck boy. He gets tilted so much on this game and you just laugh at the insults he throws at his teammates. He loves to play split screen zombies with you and do the easter eggs on the maps together and when you're tired he'll let you cuddle up to him and play through the campaign.

Asahi

He loves Mario Kart. I'm convinced he's in the top 100 in the online rankings and takes pride in being so good at it. He mains king boo and is an expert at using his power ups at the right time. Asahi is a baby too so he definitely goes easier on you and lets you win a few races so he isn't whiping the floor with you.

Noya

This boy is super into playing Pokemon. He loves to play nuzlockes and stream them on twitch. He'd also ask you for nicknames for everything he catches and names your favourite pokemon after you. Also definitely has a tiny pikachu tattoo.

Tanaka

Tanaka loves gta. He loves teaming up with you and the boys to do online heists and gets super into it. Lots of screaming and laughing when you do races together or go to his nightclub.

Tsukki

Big nerd!! He has a level 100 dwarf on World of Warcraft. #forthealliance. He loves going on hunting parties with you and you guys have a shared set up so you can sit beside each other and share snacks.

Tadashi

Tadashi plays stardew Valley and NOTHING else. You guys have a cute farm together and get married in game and feed the animals every morning. He blacked out in the mines one time and got super panicked because it was the first time and you just laughed and found it hilarious.

Hinata

Hinata isn't a huge gamer but he is obsessed with Taiko. He has his own setup at home but loves to go the arcade every few days with you and play duos. He's a master at it and loves to help you learn (especially when he holds your hands to guide them.)

Kageyama

Tell me this man isn't into brain training on the DS. He carries it around with him everywhere and will do his daily exercises when you guys are at the coffee shop or when he takes you shopping. He's a smart boy and nothing gets in the way of his quick maths.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #daichi x reader #hinata x reader #nishinoya x reader #asahi x reader #sugawara x reader #tanaka x reader #kageyama x reader #tsukishima x reader #yamaguchi x reader #mine

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*Smut Fic Prompts*

I got bored of searching for lists I’d already used, and didn’t want to alter anyone’s RP lists for this. Send a ship, category letter, and number (example: ”April/Andy, A1!”) and I’ll write you a smut ficlet based on that! 

If you have multiple requests, please send them as separate asks so that I can reply to each of them with a separate fic per post!

     A. VANILLA

1. Heavy kissing/heavy makeout 2. Dry humping/clothed sex 3. First time 4. Oral sex 5. Sex 6. Doggy style 7. Rimming 8. With toys 9. Multiple partners 10. Trying a new position 11. Penetrative anal sex 12. Phone/video sex 13. Masturbation 14. Face-sitting 15. Mutual masturbation 16. Prompter’s choice

     B. ROMANTIC

1. Extensive talking during foreplay and sex 2. Body worship 3. Surprise visit at job/school/etc 4. Romantic lighting/set up by one partner 5. Overly romantic gesture that turns other partner on way too much 6. With lovey-dovey music playing 7. Taking a trip the other has always wanted to 8. Massage 9. First “I love you” 10. Tantric sex 11. Slow, patient foreplay/sex 12. Heavy eye contact 13. Spooning position 14. Hands focus/holding hands 15. Prompter’s choice

     C. GOOFY

1. Being dared to have sex by someone else 2. Laughing 3. With food 4. In costume 5. Comical roleplay 6. Fumbling, tickly, giggly sex 7. Attempting to go down on them under the kitchen table 8. Giving a failed striptease/lap dance 9. Watching porn together and making fun of the actors/scenes 10. Distracting the other with sex 11. Obscene or ridiculous dirty talk in public 12. Discovering a partner writes smutty fanfiction and reads it together/to each other 13. Sexting gone wrong 14. Birthday surprise! 15. Prompter’s choice

     D. HARDCORE

1. Rough sex 2. Comeplay 3. Serious/intense roleplay 4. Pegging/strapons 5. Sloppy, dirty sex 6. Jackhammering 7. Breathplay 8. Double penetration 9. Spanking (heavy) 10. Fisting 11. Object penetration 12. Cock/vagina worship (specify) 13. Squirting 14. Face-fucking 15. Prompter’s choice

     E. KINKY

1. Painplay 2. Fetish fulfillment 3. Exhibitionism 4. Sensory deprivation 5. Extreme bondage 6. Dom/sub dynamic 7. Play party 8. Knifeplay 9. Humiliation (public or private) 10. Orgasm denial 11. Gags 12. Begging 13. Aftercare 14. Safeword use 15. Prompter’s choice of kink

     F. SITUATIONAL

1. In an elevator/otherwise enclosed space 2. At workplace/school 3. Knowing someone else can hear 4. At a movie theater 5. In a restaurant 6. Against a wall 7. In a car 8. On public transport 9. In a shower 10. Outdoors 11. In front of/by a mirror 12. On a specific holiday (prompter’s choice) 13. At a partner’s parents’ house 14. In a bath tub 15. Prompter’s choice of location

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Hey thank you for coming lads! My names Emma and i love writing in my spare time so thought I'd make a sideblog to post my stuff. You can follow my main @willboland 💕💕