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mystical-marauder · 29 days ago
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Lily: oh by the way remus did the dishes
Sirius: why would you assume he did them and not me?
Lily: last time i was here all the knives were dirty so you cut your bagel with your keys
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Sirius: Hey do you want to know your gay name?
Remus: my gay name?
Sirius: yes it's your name-
Remus: haha so funny
Sirius: *getting down on one knee* and my last name
Remus: oh-
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Remus: I have tea
Sirius: did you find out who was snogging behind the one-eyed statue?
James: did Severus' head get shoved down the toilet?
Peter: did Minerva catch Sirius trying to blow up Hogwarts again?
Remus: i- i meant iced tea
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Remus: *gives some of his chocolate to Sirius*
*later*
Sirius: James I think Remus wants me to propose
James: and why is that pads?
Sirius: he gave me some of his chocolate
James: RIGHT LET'S GO BUY THAT RING
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Don’t think about James and Lily getting into an argument over Harry on the 30th of October. Don’t think about the fact that, since they didn't want to wake Harry, they went to bed and that night they slep on opposite ends of the bed Don't think about the next day where lily constantly tries to apologise to James but keeps getting sidetracked. Don’t think that when she finally gets the right moment to say she was sorry Harry insists that they play together. Don’t think that as many times as Lily did, James also tried to apologize but couldn’t seem to get her at the right time. Don’t think that the next time they found each other, alone and unnocupied, the moon was high and a stranger was lurking at the door…
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Sirius: so um... we're dating
James: Oh we know
Remus: you know?
Peter: yeah you didn't really hide it
*flashback to a week before*
James: truth or dare?
Remus: truth
Sirius: i dare you to kiss me on the lips
Remus: if you insist
Peter: he didn't even pick dare?!
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Remus: Sirius quit bothering me and do some revision, we have an exam in 30 minutes!
Sirius: ok fine
Sirius: *takes out notebook and starts making notes*
Sirius: *writing* how to make Moony fall madly in love with me. Step one...
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Interviewer: and to finish off, what is your current living situation?
Sirius: just trying my best to survive this hellish existence
Interviewer:
Sirius:
Sirius: oh
Sirius: you meant where do i live didn't you?
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Sirius: i love you so much
Remus: i love y-
Remus: wait is that you or the alcohol talking?
Sirius: it's me talking to the alcohol
Sirius: but don't worry, i love you too
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Remus: me and Sirius are taking our relationship slow right now, we don't want to mess this up
Sirius: *looking up engagement rings* mhm slow as a turtle
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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Sirius: you know, I heard that kissing helps to alleviate stress.
Sirius: and by the looks of it you’re pretty stressed right now.
Remus: well maybe if you shut up and let me revise for our exam I would be more relaxed.
Sirius: *struggling for words*
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