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Gryffindor: Can I go get breakfast
Slytherin professor: They won’t give it to you.
Gryffindor: (walking out the door) Yeah they will, I’m Gryffindor.
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Inosuke: I’m sick, should I 1) take a shot of vitamin c or 2. Chug this entire thing of hand sanitizer.
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Slytherin: I am going to be a trophy husband, watch. I’ll be a soccer dad.
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Gojo: I have no fucking curfew! Gojo’s in charge of himself!
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Ravenclaw: Can we switch it back?
Slytherin professor: No you can’t switch it back. Sometimes life throws you curveballs.
Gryffindor: Then it gives you lemons
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(talking about how we are behind of where the other class was)
Ace: I think the reason we’re so far behind is because we’re more interested in the subject.
Marco: (laughs from the back of the classroom)
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Slytherin professor: (takes away Gryffindor's friend card)
Gryffindor: That’s okay, I don’t have any friends anyways.
Slytherin professor: We noticed.
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MC: Do you ever store orangutans in your basement and train them to use guns so you can reenact planet of the apes?
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Gryffindor: A world without Hufflepuff is not a world I want to live in. I’m going to have to jump off of the bridge under construction.
Slytherin professor: I’m going to need you to come to my office tomorrow morning.
Gryffindor: I can’t, I’ll already be off of the bridge.
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Leasli: If you had to give up one of the human rights in the human bubbles (drawings on the whiteboard) what would you give up?
April: Caring
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Slytherin Professor: Please don’t write in the book
Gryffindor: It tells me to though
Slytherin: I will hurt you
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kyo : I’d like to commit to the university of suicide.
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Hufflepuff: Let me get back to you on that cause I don’t know everything. Actually, I do know everything, but not that.
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Kili: You’ve got to tell me when you don’t want me to say these things, otherwise I’ll say these dumb things all year long
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Hufflepuff: (Gives something to first-year Hufflepuff)
Hufflepuff Head of the house: When someone gives you something, what do you say?
1st-year Hufflepuff: My favorite animal is dinosaurs
Head of the house: No, what do you say?
1st year: dinosaur.
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Zoro: WRONG! You could have said, “no.” and made your grandma cry
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Ravenclaw: How long do you think she had to sit there?
Slytherin: a few weeks
Ravenclaw: And the worst thing is i don’t even like the painting.
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