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Naur bc these are so pookiedaryl coded

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Marienne: You're a murderer, Joe.

Joe, a murderer:

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here, waiting for updates on the 999 fanfics I follow without thinking that people have to socialize, study, work, eat, go to the bathroom and sleep.

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Top gun fans kill yourself challenge

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do you ever have your shit together for a while & don’t go on tumblr? and then everything goes down again, you remember who you really are, return to tumblr & read fanfics?

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one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

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How bomb is that pussy?

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how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

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me: *trying to sleep*

my brain: so what type of scenario are we about to create? angst? fluff? ...smut? you know i wouldn’t judge you.

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What I wish would happen

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What's your sexuality

stupid

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Harry at John Mayer concert - 14/10

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Gravity by John Mayer but it’s the solitary sound in an empty ballroom

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that’s what i thought you’d do, you dumb fucking horse!

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Tem is a treasure

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𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑𝚑