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mywingman · 4 days
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My drug dealer has a Jesus Christ complex; he comes back to life every 3 days. I need to change my number. #adulting #responsible #responsibilities #bills #grownup #Easter #easterbuny #easteregg #JustSayNo #Adderall #jesusloves #jesus #nobody #jesusloveyou #verseoftheday #biblequotes #bibleverses #bibleverseoftheday #sadsongs #god #godknowsbest #MarchMadness #cheatingwife #GagCity #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/25/24
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mywingman · 10 days
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If good artists borrow and great artists steal, then I must be the Pablo Picasso of procrastination. I do nothing. #lazy #procrastination #productivity #selfgrowth #modernart #europeanart #spanishart #frenchart #cubism #pablopicasso #picasso #whitneybiennial #springequinox #marchmadness #marchsadness #health #mentalhealth #healthtips #calmness #selfcare #lazyday #stress #mind #lifestyle #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/19/24
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mywingman · 18 days
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Everyone I know is like super-HOT and in great shape … it’s kinda boring, where my mutants at? (Or am I the repulsive one?) #springbreak #springoutfit #vacayoutfit #backworkout #tonedbody #toned #gymgirl #hourglassfigure #gymtips #gymmotivation #gyminspiration #getfit #fitness #fitgoals  #ozempic #oscars2024 #Oppenheimer #CillianMurphy #theoscars #emmastone #johncena #jimmykimmel #themanshow #ryangosling #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/11/24
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mywingman · 25 days
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 I used to need a stiff drink to get me out of the house and go on a date. But now I’m fueled by fear and loneliness. #loneliness #fear #discipline  #datingadvice #reallove #datingtips #datingapp #datingapps #sadness #emptiness #void #weirdo #weird #goth #horror #energy #hinge #single #bumble #relationship #twenties #xanax #walk #heal #mind #body #soul #martini #cocktail #vodka #gin #drinks #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/4/24
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mywingman · 1 month
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  I should get hazard pay for doing my job* under these conditions**.
(*Listening to a comedy podcast in my cubicle **hungover)
#podcast #interview #show #podcasting #podcaster #comedy #friendgroup #joerogan #billburr #marcmaron #howlonggone #billmaher #smartless #daxshepard #work #kidrock #shanegillis #monday #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/26/24
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mywingman · 1 month
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I was at the club last night and didn’t find any drugs… but I did find a chair. I didn’t move all night. I guess that’s my version of a k-hole. #threedayweekend #nightlife #AllStarGame #khole #vegasnightlife #miaminightlife #nycnightlife #nightlifestyle #londonnightlife #themenights #club #clubbing #privateparty #clublife #nightout #nightclub #partylatenight #citynights #clubscene #crazynight #ladiesfree #citynight #presidentsday #ravers #fashion #ravegirls #ravebabes #edmbabes #edmgirls #dj #bestdj#goodvibes #entourage #sound #bestdjever #eletronicmusic #afterparty #love #psychedelic #acid #lsdart #trippyart #surrealism #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/19/24
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mywingman · 2 months
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My relationship is a total joke… which is cool because I love to laugh! #undergroundcomix #valentinesday #love #loveyou #gratitude #ilysm #romance #pizza #bemyvalentine #jokes #comedy #humor #laughter #mattrife #usher #superbowl #rigged #roidrage #kelce #swifty #ChiefsKingdom #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/12/24
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mywingman · 2 months
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I would call my personal style a “happy accident”. I’m just glad you noticed. #style #fashion #ootd #elegant #winterfashion #winteroutfit #hungover #Timbs #NewYork #NYFW #fashion #cold #timbseason #gratitude #ilysm #streetstyle #northface #carhartt #workwear #styleinspo #aesthetic #GRAMMYs #freekillermike #jayz #kanye #aoty #mattrife #lisaann #FreeLisaAnn #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/5/24
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mywingman · 2 months
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 I don’t want a cup of coffee if the barista doesn’t have a septum piercing. #nationalbaristaday #piercedgirl #septum #tattoedgirl #inkedgirl #septumpiercing #septumstack #happy #happylatteart #barista #baristadaily #coffeegram #coffeeart #latteart #coffeebreak #coffeeaddict #coffeetime #coffeelovers #aesthetic #dryjanuary #oscars2024 #sydneysweeney #RavensFlock #ChiefsKingdom #LionsPride #49ers #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/29/24
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mywingman · 2 months
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I don’t know how many beers I need to drink for you to seem charming, but so far, it’s not ten. #beer #beerstagram #beerlover #charming #charm#thischarmingman #dryjanuary #JasonKelce #bertkreischer #NatashaLeggero #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/22/24 ͏
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mywingman · 2 months
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 I’m looking to share exactly one glass of wine with a close group of friends who all have their stuff together. Please don’t kink shame me. #kinkmemes #kinkshaming #kinkshamingismykink #memes #wine #winelover #winelovers #winetasting #instawine #winestagram #finewine #ilovewine #wineoclock #dryjanuary #bestfriends #selfie #beauty #together #wap #slay #iconic #girlboss #girlblog #trending #explorepage #mlkday #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/15/24
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mywingman · 3 months
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Life is horribly dark right now. And yet, it’s not unfunny. But only when you’re on an edible. #edible #depression #anxiety #sad #anger #wellness #dryjanuary #gummies #health #winter #elvis #bowie #holidaycheer #war #peace #seasonaldepression #love #joy #struggle #accepptance #friends #Oppenheimer #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/8/24
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mywingman · 3 months
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 I've decided to live a mad and extravagant life, but there's a catch—I’m a flawed human being. #beproudofwhoyouare #transcendence #flaws #flawsandall #flawsome #flawed #knowledgeofself #selflovequotes #newyear #newyou #newme #HappyNewYear #nye #2024 #vibes #loveme #showbiz #human #boundaries #selflove #selflovejourney #balance #comicstrip #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/2/24
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mywingman · 3 months
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I just ended it with my hungover girlfriend. It wasn't the drinking that bothered me, but her constant self-pity. It killed my vibe. #holidayparty #tistheseason #saturday #sunday #hangover #hungover #drink #drinking #Christmas #xmas #xmaseve#holidays #seasonsgreetings #happyholidays #stress #selfpity #shame #navidad #christmascoquito #mariahcarey #boxingday #christmaseve #festivusfortherestofus #followme #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/26/23
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mywingman · 3 months
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Remember that "underground warehouse rave" we popped into last weekend? It seemed legit, right? Or was it sponsored by a "hard seltzer" brand? I can’t tell anymore. #rave #techno #technogirl #technogirls #hardtechno #partyhard #hardaf #hardafseltzer #FreeParty #holidayparty #FreePartyCulture #FreePartyIsNotACrime #ravers #edm #ultra #ultramusicfestival #tomorrowland #festival #melodictechno #techno #techhouse #technoparty #darktechno #undergroundtechno #technorave #amelielens #acidtechno #technogirl #berlintechno #technogirls #ravegirls #berghain #technoairlines #afterparty #tomorrowland #ibiza #drumcode #burningman #timewarp #artisticnudity #gohard #hardseltzer #chuglife #drinkinbros #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/18
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mywingman · 4 months
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 Life is what happens while you’re busy scrolling on your phone. Won’t you put the phone down and join me as we stumble through this wild adventure? #phoneaddicition #fomo #lifetips #risktaking #success #grit #resilience #socialmedia#luck #dumbluck #life #adventure #showbiz #holidayparty #tistheseason #mess #art #craft #love #opinions #cartoon #gagstrip #dailydoodle #luck #weekendvibes #lifestyle #fun #humor #zachwilson #victorymonday#undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/11/23
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mywingman · 4 months
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Mom showed up in a “I HAVE MIXED DRINKS ABOUT FEELINGS “T-shirt and I’m having mixed feelings about that ... #mixeddrink #tshirt #tee #tshirtdesign #holidays #holidayparty #Bartender #Bartenders #Barmaid #ClubSoda #Drinking #Drinker #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 
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