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myxshiningxstar 14 hours ago
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fanimesenseiwrites:

Hey guys! I’m asking for just a little bit of inspiration if y'all happen to think of something. I so rarely get ideas for Satan, Asmo, Belphie, and the angels. If y'all have an idea for one of them that you’d like to see me write, I’d gladly give it a shot! I’ll let you know if your request isn’t quite my cup of tea.

Thanks in advance!

(these arent really requests, little thoughts i had of them 馃拹馃コ)


asmo and belphagor definitely have matching strawberry cow onesies because they saw it on social media


simeon decides luke’s outfits for him, luke compares simeon to a grandfather and Solomon thinks its the funniest thing ever


luke absolutely despises when he has to hang out with solomon because solomon makes fun of him more than lucifer does


satan and belphagor pranking lucifer and getting hung from the ceiling, BUT IN ADVANCED PLANNED HOW THEY’D GET DOWN


belphagor or asmo secretly gave luke stuffed animals- not sure why i think this, but its probably too small to hug so they just passed it on

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myxshiningxstar 2 days ago
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oheyfox:

Mammon 馃幖馃挄

Keep reading

MAMMON BUT ITS BILLIONARE BY BRUNO MARS? MWAH, ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS

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myxshiningxstar 5 days ago
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thatgregorygirl:

GET OFF MY FUCKING PAGE IF YOU ARE PANPHOBIC

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myxshiningxstar 5 days ago
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epicfangirl01:

hellsauce-noodles:

Solomon, throwing bread at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do Not Forget-

Plot twist, they were actually geese. Solomon is the leader of the Hj枚nkening.

Solomon collecting a fucking geese army is haunting me, what a chilling war that would be

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myxshiningxstar 5 days ago
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siacatgirl:

In case the event alone wasn鈥檛 enough…

ASMO CALLED HIMSELF A SNACK THIS IS GOLD

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myxshiningxstar 6 days ago
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Quick request... what do u think the brothers would have been like as kids 🤔

We kinda know about what mammon was like but what about the others?

Lol

Lolololololol

Lololololololololololololololol

Though I personally believe none of them were ever kids in their lives, I shall write this with 鈽喡.鈥pleasure鈥.掳鈽

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The Seven Demon Brothers as Childrem

Warning: lots of uncensored swearing

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Lucifer

  • Little shit
  • He is above you, it doesn’t matter if he can barelly reach your waist, he is above you.
  • Has a nasty tendency of getting violent if another kid tries to impose dominance on him.
  • He is the kid that talks back to adults, he won’t throw a tauntrum but you can bet he will say some nasty shit, and loudly.
  • And it’s incredibly infuriating how despise his ego he is actually pretty damn smart, yes he is the kid in that vine that says she knows more about dolls that the adult she’s talking to.
  • In the end he still clinges to his caretakers, and absolutelly refuses to share, he’s more important, fuck off.

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Keep reading

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myxshiningxstar 6 days ago
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leviebleu:

posting a tiktok here bc she really said it all!!!

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myxshiningxstar 7 days ago
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oheyfox:

Just MC and Mammon 馃挄

I don’t even have to edit the video, the guy’s hand looks like Mammon’s already 馃ぃ

im simping over the girl in the video and the guy’s literal hands, the duality

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myxshiningxstar 11 days ago
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obeymebutcursed:

Hot Topic has the audacity to sell these. I could see these belonging to the Croc Club

Edit: Why the fuck are they called clogs? And why do I want to impulse buy them so I can laugh every time I see them?

THIS IS DISGUSTING

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myxshiningxstar 12 days ago
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criticallyalexandrite:

some-jw-things:

some-jw-things:

Ways to get Jehovah鈥檚 Witnesses to fuck off (as written by a former Jehovah鈥檚 Witness)

  • Ask to be put on the Do Not Call list. If you think it鈥檚 necessary, ask to watch them get out the territory card and write it down, but realistically, Witnesses in my experience are pretty good about this and the only time it won鈥檛 be honored is if someone forgets to check your address or if it鈥檚 been like 10+ years
  • Tell them you are an apostate. They are not allowed to speak to apostates at all, ever, but especially in regards to their beliefs. They aren鈥檛 supposed to go to places/events where they know apostates will be
  • Argue with them. Jehovah鈥檚 Witnesses are instructed to end the conversation and leave if it becomes clear that someone wants to debate rather than just passively learn and accept that they were wrong before. This might get you put on the DNC list without even asking
  • DO NOT answer the door naked. You wouldn鈥檛 think this needs said, but intentionally flashing people is sexual harassment, and Jehovah鈥檚 Witnesses frequently preach with children鈥 both as a training thing and because people are more likely to be receptive. They say every JW who鈥檚 preached long-term has gotten a naked householder at least once. Do not do this
  • DO NOT unleash your dogs in the yard. First off, your dogs aren鈥檛 as mean as you think they are lol. Second off, almost every JW has been dealing with giant jumpy dogs鈥 again鈥 since they were children. Letting loose your dogs will get their dress clothes muddy, possibly tear them, and maybe scare some children/a few adults who will simply pass the door to someone else. It will also make every other dog in the neighborhood start barking. This isn鈥檛 helping you or anyone else
  • DO NOT call the police. Evangelizing is fully legal in the United States and JWs are not soliciting anything. Some areas make Witnesses get permits to preach, but that鈥檚 it. One time an elder in my congregation had people raise their hands if they鈥檝e ever had the cops called on them, and it was two thirds of the Hall. Witnesses use these incidents to further their persecution complex. If you call the cops on them, they will absolutely be back next week, even pushier and more determined

Additional reminders:

  • Remember that you are dealing with a high-control cult. Jehovah鈥檚 Witnesses have falsely prophesied the end of the world almost a dozen times. Around 33,000+ members have died for the sake of a doctrine they made up in the 60s. Whoever you are talking to has trained for years or possibly their entire lives on exactly how to sell this, and make literally anything sound reasonable and appealing. Jehovah鈥檚 Witnesses believe that God will kill all non-JWs at Armageddon, as they deserve, and are actively praying for this. They won鈥檛 tell you that on the first visit, or the second, or the third. Don鈥檛 let them get their foot in the door. Don鈥檛 talk to them more than once
  • The Jehovah鈥檚 Witness you are dealing with will have a mindset ranging from 鈥渆very door I don鈥檛 knock on is blood on my hands鈥 to 鈥淚鈥檓 trapped in this religion and can鈥檛 leave, please please please don鈥檛 listen to me,鈥 or sometimes a horrible mix of both. Don鈥檛 show interest, do your research and stay away

As a victim of the cult please please please signal boost this. Make sure it gets over 100,000 note, Normally I have dni standards but I want everyone to reblog this. No one deserves to be preyed upon by the JW org.

Also to people who are tempted to call the police on the JW鈥檚. There鈥檚 been quite a few videos聽 that have proven the governing body have friends in the court system. They鈥檝e been sued many times,.and during the Montana case they managed to keep breaking court rules without being held in contempt of court. That to me suggests that they must have friends within the court who are letting them do this.聽

This cult know how to extort people into holding off on finally labeling the cult as a hate group globally. They couldn鈥檛 stop Russia from doing that but the governing body is still trying to stop other governments from doing the same. Not only is it a high control cult when it comes to silencing and demonizing its victims who鈥檝e left. But its a high control cult that鈥檚 learned how to become mostly above the law. Also if anyone is curious to know more about what this cult teaches fee free to ask me too.

I鈥檝e been a JW cult victim since I was 22. I was 22 when I woke up to the reality that it was a cult. It was the only perspective I had on life for a long time until I turned 18 and began to try to mentally become more independent. I have a lot of info on how dangerous the cult is. I鈥檝e told some of my other mutuals about how dangerous it is.

But not all of my followers and mutuals know yet. So feel free to ask away. I don鈥檛 want any of you to be manipulated by this cult. (This cult also has real pedos in it so if you鈥檙e a minor聽 would not suggest you try to go out of your wa to confront adult JW鈥檚. For the sake of your safety.)

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myxshiningxstar 13 days ago
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Anything to suck Mammon's toes 🤩🤩

Simeon please bless this blog.

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myxshiningxstar 13 days ago
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my fav obey me duos coz why not

(ALL PLATONIC I MUST ADD)


  • belphie and mammon
  • asmo and levi
  • beelzbub and levi
  • satan and solomon
  • barbatos and simeon
  • luke and lucifer
  • DIAVOLO AND ASMO. I WILL SAY IT UNTIL I DIE
  • belphie and satan because lucifer, you S*CK!!!
  • censoring that makes it seem more like a potty word i like it
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myxshiningxstar 13 days ago
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bread-of-death:

gayforbagels:

setheverman:

lmao ain鈥檛 that the guy from star wars?

There鈥檚 so much going on here I don鈥檛 know what I鈥檓 supposed to focus on

bb馃叡锔

Hit that mf like

Maestoso

=420

Oboe is a curse in and of itself

f f f fuck

It鈥檚 literally the national anthem

Pink croc

Gangnam style

A key change in the 7th measure if you count 馃叡锔 as an Ab

i dont know ANYTHING about reading sheet music but PINK. CROCS.

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myxshiningxstar 14 days ago
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Guys I love Mammon and all but can we get content thats not Mammon- I wanna see Beel and Asmo content but gawdDAMN 馃槶鉁

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myxshiningxstar 14 days ago
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beelspillowpet:

imagine if belphie, when attacking MC, was beaten the fuck up in response?

like belphie is about to attack MC and they just beat the breaks off him lmfao. mc never gets attacked, never gets killed by belphie. but belphie gets that ass beat by a human LOOOOOL

NO BUT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY I WONT LET ANYONE TELL ME OTHERWISE

“Humans are so foolish and dumb, I can’t believe you fell for i-”

SMACK

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myxshiningxstar 17 days ago
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travel-at-night:

muriel is so fucking done with being the main character I–

WHAT BOOK WOULD HAVE AN MC LIKE THIS WHO DOES THE BARE MINIMUM AND IS LIKE “yup nope im done not doin’ this anymore”

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myxshiningxstar 17 days ago
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okay okay but a thought:


gen z luke and solomon

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myxshiningxstar 18 days ago
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OM! Characters as conversations I’ve had (PART TWO)


Satan: SHUT UP I’LL PISS IN YOUR SHOES

Asmo, his partner in crime: *SHARTS CUTELY* DIE

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Simeon: Repent now for your sins, know that Jesus loves you!


Asmo: If Jesus loves me tell him rail me right now 馃槣馃構


Belphagor: If Jesus loves me then why mental illness??? 馃馃樀

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Mammon: we should rob a bank


MC: no


MC: we should rob a casino


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Luke, playing roblox: I have canser, stop makeing fun of me


Levi: What canser?


Belphagor: What type of cancer do you have?


Luke: ####


Luke: Brest


Belphagor and Levi: HAHAHAHASGDGDG


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Mammon: What the FUCK is a cauliflower?


Beel: what

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MC, looking at Diavolo: damn I wish I had tiddies like you


Diavolo: >/////<


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Asmodeus: what if I just-


Asmodeus: Babygorl 馃槱 you lost? 馃槒


Solomon: wtf


Solomon: I’m kinda turned on wait-


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Belphagor: technically… if my entire life is just something I made up in my head, you’re the best thing I could’ve imagined


MC: Aww


MC: wait wtf are you okay


Belphagor: Yeah just questionin’ my existence


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Little D No. 2: PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA


Mammon: STOP IM NOT YOUR PAPA


Little D No. 2: BUT YOU HAVE SUCH PAPI MATERIAL


Mammon: S T O P

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myxshiningxstar 18 days ago
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OM! Characters as conversations I’ve had (PART ONE)


Satan: Stop stealing the chicken from the pot!

Beel: I didn’t steal it

Satan: YOU ARE EATING IT RIGHT NOW.

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*While analyzing Frankenstein*


Asmodeus: Okay, so basically, they killed him because he was ugly?


Lucifer: No


Lucifer: I mean, kind of鈥


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Solomon: Who even likes men with hair anymore, bald men supremacy


Solomon: man I’m in love with pitbull


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Beel, giggling:


Levi: Why are you laughing?


Beel: *points to program on TV*


Levi: oh ROFLLL


Levi: wait did you show me that to- STOP GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE BACK1


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Mammon: Whenever me and Lucifer go shopping I’m sure to ask him for the change


Mammon: I’ve collected 24 dollars from this


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Levi, talking to MC: bro, what if we went ghost hunting like on Buzzfeed Unsolved?


MC: I guarantee you that if they ate my soul they would throw it back up


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Mammon, trying to wake Belphie up: you have school today, get up


Belphie: It’s Sunday


Mammon: No it’s not, get up


Belphie: I don’t have school today


Mammon: Yes you do


Belphie: no

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myxshiningxstar 19 days ago
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scribblingella:

I hate it, I already hate it. Why am I not the best at everything right from the moment I start doing shit??? I’m literally suffering.

me the first time I tried washing the dishes and got water on my stomach

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