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riddler in an alternate universe

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I made this because like I can’t be the only one right 😭😭😭 cool female protagonists and their hot killer boyfriend that dies in the end

#hot people in horror supremacy

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endless list of my favourite male horror characters:

Christian Slater as Jason Dean HEATHERS 1989 | dir. Michael Lehmann

#peak 80s boy

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Finally, I found it HERE!!!

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𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖞 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊

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Do you ever think Hannibal was happy when everyone found out he was a cannibal because they could finally understand his cannibalism jokes and understand what a comedic genius he is

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

#one uncrustable supporting a nation

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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did