Every time I see a picture of James March I just imagine myself running around the Cortez in a flowing silk robe with mascara running down my cheeks as I try to hit him in the head with a champagne bottle because he didn’t buy me the diamond necklace I’d been asking for and I’ve finally snapped but he likes that I’ve become a monster like him.
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tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.
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what is this and how does it work
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If I was batman
Joker: does some stupid shit
Me as batman: blasts him w my fucking bat bazooka
Joker: fucking explodes
Alfred w sunglasses: nicely done master Wayne
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having a gay otp doesn’t make you a lgbtq+ supporter
reading a lot of gay fan fiction doesn’t make you a lgbtq+ supporter
i once knew a girl who spent most of her free time reading gay smut, but she was extremely uncomfortable any time she had to interact with a lesbian because she was afraid they’d hit on her.
that’s not being a supporter. that’s fetishizing homosexuality.
nobody cares if you ship destiel or johnlock or whatever, if you’re not okay with real life gay people, you’re still homophobic. it’s the same with guys who watch lesbian porn but don’t think that gay marriage should be legal. you can’t fetishize someone’s sexuality like that. that’s not okay and you are the worst kind of homophobe if you do.
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Don’t judge him, Frisk.
*wiggles pelvis like a dog*
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Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2
maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away
Part 1
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