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Caldor: Are you emotionally available?
Duck: *quack*
Caldor: I don't know I trust it.
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"Mr. Zirk are you gonna make me say it? Maybe I don't fucking want to be her sister, ok?"
-Fia Boginya
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"He is a gay skeleton."
-Brian Murphy
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"That was a long walk to somewhere that wasn't even a great destination."
-Fia Boginya
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"I will prey on every last thread of his fear and I will make him unravel like a scared little sweater."
-Fia Boginya
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Tabitha: "If this how all your fights go?"
Zirk: "HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!"
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"I might as well die with an interesting story in my head."
-Fia Boginya
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"I apologize to the mollusk community."
-Henry Hogfish
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"Mr. Zirk, one thing I've always noticed is forgiveness is not for them, it's for you. It's for the piece of your soul, not theirs."
-Fia Boginya
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"I'm sick of looking at these folks, their flop hats are dumb. Let's go inside a temple."
-Zirk Vervain
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"How long do half elves live?"
-Moonshine Cybin
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"I don't have a record player but give me an LP and I'll wear it as a hat."
-Fia Boginya
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"Who needs a girlfriend I smell bacon."
-Hardwon Surefoot
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"I guess what we're getting at is that we shouldn't tell you anything because any morsel we give you, any little bread crumb, you're going to make into a beautiful bread pudding of despair."
-Caldwell Tanner
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"When there's a villainous man I can't be attracted to him but when there is a villainous woman I can, you know."
-Tarragon Snakeroot
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"Yes, we will hug the Prophet Gideon. With violence!"
-Jabari Hightower
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"I am not craven, I am calculated."
-Tarragon Snakeroot
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