id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh
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we need to kill the hostages
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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over
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Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle
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happy bush shoeing anniversary (im scheduling this be posted in a year)
Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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If anyone is willing to help with chemo costs at least, I'm about $345 short formy first session. I know I just got help with rent and Nascar back in July (she's doing okay, had her first chemo last week). A little back ground, I have endometrial cancer.
cashapp: $teariche
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miss lyonne
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“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want
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so like what are you think the odds that at least one person in the vampire house has fucked Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia’s Greatest Love Machine (etc.)
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Kimiko Miyashiro in The Boys 3.03 - “Barbary Coast”
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Babygirl you are a vile abomination
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being a marvel fan is like i hate the mcu i love the characters but actually i hate them and also the movies are nice i love them but they’re so bad. i hate the monopoly they have on the market i hate the way everything needs to be connected now i h- omg moon knight hiiiiii
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nbc hannibal (2013-2015)
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“They took my fucking eyes,,,,”
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