so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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forget blorbo from my shows. look at blorbo from my house
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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.
I'll start: bread
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boop! :)
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Boop me at your own peril
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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao
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she's so beautiful
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Bring Me The Boss Hog
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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
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I don’t understand sonic. Why didn’t he just use his skills at being fast to hurt Eggman until he dies
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