naiad-princess

[naiad-princess]

[post-tower of nero, in the olympian throne room] athena, holding up a list of NPD symptoms: father, would you say have a need for validation? would you say you have no friends? emotionless? disregard the feelings of others?

zeus: ...do you...do you want me to revoke your godhood?

#trialsofapollo #trials of apollo #percyjackson #pjo #hoo #toa #greekgods #greek gods #greek myths #greek mythology #athena #apollo #zeus #might be projecting

[naiad-princess]

me 🤝 larry johnson

no father

#larry johnson #sally face #sallyface #sally face larry #sally face larry johnson #sallyfacelarry #sallyfacelarryjohnson #jimjohnson #jim johnson #sallyface jim #sallyface jimjohnson #we also both like metal

[naiad-princess]

larry: yea, and sanitys fall is releasing-

travis: are you talking about your degenerate rock music again?? it's ungodly!

sal: shut the fuck up, travis

[later]

travis, at the record store: what was it called again??? satan's fall?? sanitys fail??

#sallyface #sally face #sal fisher #salfisher #sallyfisher #sally fisher #larryjohnson #larry johnson #travis phelps #travisphelps #devourers of god

[naiad-princess]

[1991]

larry: BRO, SAL!! i think charley is the one that murdered mrs. sanderson!!

sal: wtf he can't do that, that's illegal

#sallyface #sally face #sal fisher #salfisher #sally fisher #sallyfisher #larry johnson #larryjohnson #larry sally face #textpost

[naiad-princess]

yea sorry, we put your girl in the fandom and they demonized her for dating a guy they shipped with another guy and now they all call her annoying and disregard her completely fleshed out character and made fun of her for...*checks notes* being a teenage girl like all the other characters. nothing we can do abt it now. our bad.

yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

#sakura haruno #haruno sakura #ochaco uraraka #uraraka ochaco #momo yaoyorozu #yaoyorozu momo #mha #bnha #naruto #feel free to add more

[naiad-princess]

neil gaiman and rick riordan are some of the coolest white guys ever

#neil gaiman #rick riordan #rickriordan #neilgaiman #coraline #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #thegraveyardbook #the graveyard book #good omens #goodomens

[naiad-princess]

Romeo and Juliet as Things I've Heard/Said This Week

Romeo - "i'm in a state of emotional paralysis and lord does it suck"

Juliet - "yeah i'm definitely missing something; it's probably my neurodivergency ngl"

Mercutio - "ty's drinking pizza sauce" "HELP?' "and it's yummy omnomnom"

Benvolio - "girl, shut your white trash cracker ass up TT"

Friar Laurence - "if there is one person you can talk to judgement-free, it's me"

Count Paris - "i'm so nice go out w/ me" "no, thanks" "YOU STUPID WHORE I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY, YOU'RE UGLY, NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST"

Tybalt - "LIKE BITCH I KNOW YOU SAW ME"

#romeo and juliet #romeoandjuliet #romeo montague #juliet capulet #mercutio #benvolio montague #friar laurence #count paris #tybalt capulet #tw cursing

[naiad-princess]

rising from my grave (hiatus) to say that piper mclean definitely listens to babymetal

#pipermclean #piper mclean #percyjackson #percy jackson #heroesofolympus #heroes of olympus #babymetal #bm #kawaii metal #jrock

[naiad-princess]

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

[naiad-princess]

[In the Karasuno Gym]

Kageyama: why is Hinata crying this time?

Yamaguchi, holding Hinata: i showed him a BTS song and some of the comments were calling Jimin tiny and he looked up his height TvT

Kageyama: ...how tall is Jimin?

Tsukishima: about ten more centimeters than your tangerine

Hinata, wailing: I'M MICROSCOPIC

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq #hq!! #hinata #hinata shoyo #kageyama #kageyama tobe #yamaguchi #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima #tsukishima kei #bts #bts jimin #jimin #park jimin

[naiad-princess]

[After watching ATLA]

Nico, shoving Leo: ask her!

Annabeth: ask me what?

Leo: can, uh...can percy bloodbend?

Annabeth: *tartarus flashbacks*

Leo: ...

Nico: ...

Annabeth: yes, he can

#avatar the last airbender #atla #pjo #percyjackson #percy jackson #leovaldez #leo valdez #nico di angelo #nicodiangelo #annabethchase #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #heroesofolympus #percyjacksonandtheolympians #trialsofapollo #trials of apollo #valdangelo #percabeth #bloodbending

[naiad-princess]

[Blood of Olympus]

Hazel: he's my brother

Reyna: he just killed several romans

Hazel: he's a half-sibling

#source: mcu #hazellevesque #hazel levesque #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reynaavilaramirezarellano #nico di angelo #nicodiangelo #hoo #heroes of olympus #heroesofolympus #blood of olympus #boo

[naiad-princess]

Nico, texting the groupchat: what's the max amount of advil someone can take?

Will, frantically: don't do it please :'(

Nico: no, i'm asking because i have a headache from shadow traveling

Will, relieved: oh

Will: take two

#nicodiangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #willsolace #solangelo #nico x will #will x nico #percyjackson #percy jackson #heroesofolympus #trialsofapollo #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #source: twitter

[naiad-princess]

Annabeth: piper, are you listening?

Piper, thinking about Jisoo and Jennie dancing while YG got arrested: yeah, for sure, what'd you say?

#piper x annabeth #annabeth x piper #percyjackson #percy jackson #annabethchase #annabeth chase #pipermclean #piper mclean #pipabeth #heroesofolympus #trialsofapollo #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #toa #hoo #jennie #jisoo #blackpink #yg entertainment

[naiad-princess]

[Son of Poseidon]

Percy: do i know you?

Nico: if i knew you, would i have this? *holds up paper that says "I DO NOT KNOW PERCY JACKSON"*

Percy: shit, you're right

#percyjackson #percy jackson #heroesofolympus #nicodiangelo #nico di angelo #heroes of olympus #pjo #source: vine #source: brandon calvillo vine

[naiad-princess]

WHAT DOES MY POST HAVE TO DO W FAMILY KARMIC DEBT???

percy: why is nico rocking in the corner over there?

will: you know those iceberg videos on youtube?

percy: yeah...?

will: he watched one, got curious about what something was, and looked it up

nico, from the corner, still rocking: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#family karma #family karmic debt #familykarmicdebt #question #/gq

[naiad-princess]

[Jason and Piper are Out on a Date]

Piper, wearing a mask: I hate when people recognize me from the internet

Jason, who was raised by a wolf: What the fuck is an internet?

#piper mclean #jason grace #pipermclean #jasongrace #jiper #jasper #percyjackson #percy jackson #heroesofolympus #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #trialsofapollo