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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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Nandermo x Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss”

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#Me booping every blog I see on my dash

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I think horror directors need to realize they’ll never make vampires truly scary. you make the most disgusting, grotesque vampire and there will always be at least one person out there that will find that vampire fuckable

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Happy Day

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“Forbidden Lovers”

Gina Iacob photography

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some sketches of my best friend guillermo de la cruz over the past couple days <3333

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gay fighting with tongue

ON INSTAA!

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Nandor the fucking Relentless for @samerulesapply​

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover

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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

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vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

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Eyes full of Hope

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What We Do in the Shadows is THE most show ever. Hands down. It's about a polycule. There's barely a plot. The lore is both intricate and contradictory. The characters serve cunt 24/7. It's been five seasons and they've gotten nowhere. It has a budget of $5. No one kisses on screen but they fuck nasty at least once per season. Doug Jones is in it. It's based on the most pirated movie of 2014.

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saying “bite me” to a vampire for the sake of being a smartass but also because you want them to. To