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Would you agree that the best opening move in chess is disorienting your opponent by kissing them senseless

Supercorp au where they're championship chess rivals and Lena realizes that Kara does worse when she wears low cut shirts

#brb i think i need to write something

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Some annoyingly inspired asshole played the Teams incoming call sound as he drove past my street and oh my god nothing has ever triggered my fight or flight response so quickly

#I'd rather hear gunshots jesus fucking christ #nara rambles #WHY SIR WHY #we're all in Corporate Hell here

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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We were playing Root and

.... our friend called this a gabgbang

#nara rambles #root game #board games

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WAIT A SECOND

#giving me 2010 vibes

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Happy Páscoa and whatever

#just had to share because #VEGAN FEIJOADA #it's beautiful #nara rambles

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There is no live action adaptations of Avatar: The Last Airbender…

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lena just gets on with her life every episode even tho shes been manipulated into horrible situations by her abusive mother and almost murdered by her brother several times WHILST getting blamed for everything they do NOT TO MENTION been thrown off a fucking balcony and been absolutely sure that she would die in the fall yet she ISNT EVEN FAZED by it is honestly?? unrealistic

#never not reblog #classic supercorp #these betches gAy

[naralanis]

How's work, my wife asks. How's work? How IS work? I've been in a meeting for seven, SEVEN straight hours.

Kill me before I kill everyone in this call

#if anyone wants to go into proposal writing i have one tip #don't #do not #under any circumstance #nara rambles

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#it me stahp

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16, 23, 49

16. Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?

I've had it for almost a decade at this point -- it's a soft grey hoodie from my university's newspaper, with the paper's logo/mascot on the front. I got it when I became News Editor and spent many a night in a dingy computer lab with my fellow editors drinking an inadvisable amount of coffee and eating questionable greasy food to make print deadlines. Fun times!

23. Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?

My shower repertoire couldn't possibly be shared in its entirety because singing in the shower is like my favorite thing to do lol. Here are a recent few:

Rocket Man, Elton John

Seven Wonders, Fleetwood Mac

Just Leave Everything to Me, from Hello Dolly

Milagreiro, Djavan/Cássia Eller

Out There, from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

A Kiss to Build a Dream On, Louis Armstrong

49. What's your favorite thing to do when it's raining?

The same thing I love to do when it's snowing: take a walk. My brother-in-law and I love to put on our waterproof gear and take a nice long walk whenever it rains or snows. We call them our inclement weather quality time (and we actually just finished one lol)

#ask game #ask naralanis and maybe she will deign to respond #drummergirl72713

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50 Questions Just Because

What are three shows in your watchlist that you’ve been meaning to get to?

Describe your favorite pair of socks

Do you like smoothies?

What do you wear when you have to dress nicely?

How do you like your eggs?

What do you use to keep your place when you’re reading a book?

What color dominates your closet?

Do you collect anything? If so, what?

What sounds or scents calm you down?

What’s your favorite kind of uquiz question? (Lyric, color, aesthetic, etc)

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

What’s something about your best friend that you love?

Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?

What are some places where you feel most at home?

Do you have any houseplants? Do any of them have names?

Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?

What’s the last thing you ordered online?

What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?

What’s your favorite Halloween costume from when you were a kid?

What kind of math are you best at?

What’s your favorite period in art history, your favorite famous work and/or your favorite style of art? If you don’t know any that’s ok!

Iced or hot drinks?

Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?

Are you a good driver?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Are there any that you want?

Can you cook or bake? If so, what are some of your specialties?

Do you have any keychains on your home or car keys? Describe them!

Can you swim very well? Do you like swimming?

Did you play with Legos as a kid? What was your favorite set?

Is your closet organized? If so, how?

What’s the last music video you watched?

If you could dye your hair any color, regardless of how you think it would look, what color would you choose?

Headphones or earbuds?

Can you read analog clocks?

Describe your favorite stuffed animal, either now or from when you were a kid.

What’s an arcade or table game (air hockey, ping pong, etc) that you’re really good at?

Do you mind if others are in the kitchen when you’re cooking or baking?

What’s one show you watch or musician you listen to that your friends know nothing about?

What was the best part of your day today?

What’s your favorite kind of tree?

What scent is your deodorant?

Do you have any games on your phone? If so, which one(s) is/are your favorite?

Do you shower with the lights on or off?

What do you do with spare change?

Do you have good handwriting?

What’s the last thing a friend recommended to you that you looked into and actually liked?

Do you like to go on walks?

Do you have a favorite plate or bowl?

What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?

Describe your perfect sleeping conditions

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The other one has made his way to the box, so obligatory photos ensued.

Work sucks, look at my cat

#head empty no thoughts #nara rambles #about cats #cats of tumblr

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Work sucks, look at my cat

#she cute but she deadly #and an asshole #nara rambles #my cats #cats of tumblr

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Something oddly poetic (derogatory) about my boss paying a consultant like $300/hr only to get the same suggestions I've been making for MONTHS

#maybe i should become a consultant #nara rambles #more expensive was not more better #I'm not salty I'm BITTER

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Me: *arrives home crying, sobbing, bawling*

Wife: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF AGAIN

BIL: Wait what's happening

Wife: SHE WATCHED "COCO" AGAIN

Me:

#she was right #i just CANNOT #nara rambles