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narwhait · 14 days ago
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sandersstudies:

veganconnor:

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

  • change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
  • move the pictures on your wall
  • stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
  • slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
  • change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
  • drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
  • shower with the lights off, without music
  • buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
  • start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
  • wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
  • listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

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narwhait · 40 days ago
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artofalyksandr:

Picking up where he left off ✨

Episode 10 utterly destroyed me so here’s art from one of the scenes that made me happy cry

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narwhait · 40 days ago
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janchovies:

An au where Cody pledges his soul to Pete instead! Pete the god of Dreams and Transformation 🦄😴✨

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narwhait · 42 days ago
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ottadice:

Hypnos’ Dream 🌌💫🌌

 A starry night sky filled with lavender clouds. Sweet dreams~

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narwhait · 64 days ago
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irenydraws:

can’t stop thinking about this moment in the latest @dimension20official episode

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narwhait · 65 days ago
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lemonsharq:

can’t believe i forgot to post these here but the bad kids among us au from back in september

with a bonus fabian

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narwhait · 110 days ago
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cowboyvamplikeme:

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy


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narwhait · 110 days ago
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miss-love:

theblamegabe:

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

I love this so dearly

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narwhait · 110 days ago
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amygdalan-arm:

Uh. bro what’s with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you’re in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me

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narwhait · 110 days ago
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zvaigzdelasas:

toadschooled:

The montane large-eyed litter frog  [Leptobrachium montanum] is a species complex endemic to Borneo. These small frogs reach a maximum of 2.5 inches in length, with their tadpoles often exceeding their adult form at 2.8 inches in length or more. These frogs are native to submontane and montane forests at high elevations. Images by Yoyo Freelance.

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narwhait · 179 days ago
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milkapi:

president mobile phone 📞

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narwhait · 259 days ago
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narwhait · 259 days ago
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space-finally:

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

improbabledreams900:

unpretty:

julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out

Cleopatra:

Louis XV:

julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily

cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence

louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR

more takes from yours truly

nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix

alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation

caligula is under investigation by the FBI

Clone High reboot looks good

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narwhait · 259 days ago
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francisforever:

PONYO PONYO PONYO FISHY IN THE SEA TINY LITTLE FISHY WHO COULD YOU REALLY BE PONYO PONYO PONYO MAGIC SET YOU FREE OH SHE’S A LITTLE GIRL WITH A ROUND TUMMY

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narwhait · 259 days ago
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cailarp:

the-book-reaper:

ara-queen:

evilvillain123456789:

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I’m still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

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narwhait · 269 days ago
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liz-and-the-blue-bird:

now my favorite bit

THEY NAIL VISUAL METAPHOR

like

look 

at 

this 

image

THIS IS A BUSTED SHOT. 

it is literally “shot through tth heart” and then the character delivery is just “Oh.” 

icing on the cake. 

This is a shot that makes you visually feel the character emotion. 

That’s NUTS. 

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narwhait · 297 days ago
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sakaguchis:

horimiya - episode 1

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narwhait · 320 days ago
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serialreblogger:

masseffectdoctor:

ailment:

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

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narwhait · 326 days ago
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vampireapologist:

*uses the red string of fate connecting our souls to floss a popcorn kernel outta my gums*

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