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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

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The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

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Hi yes my talents include being able to ship a ship from a fandom that I’m not even part of

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Y’all on tumblr:

me, an average person:

Here is Miles Morales

Y’all: We want a non white Captain America 

me:

Here is Sam Wilson (Falcon)

Y’all: what about a PoC  and muslim Captain Marvel

me:

Here is Kamala Khan

Y’all: We want a PoC Hulk

me:

Here you have Amadeus Cho

Y’all: we want a non male Poc Ironman

me:

here is Riri Williams (Ironheart)

Y’all: We Want LGBT+ heroes

me: 

America Chavez, Bisexual

me:

Logan, a raging bisexual

me:

in case y’all forgot, Deadpool is pansexual

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This Diana

With this Carol. Discuss

#dc #marvel #mcu #brie larson #gal gadot #wondermarvel #they’re lesbians harold #carol x diana #new otp 🥺✌🏻

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king

#marvel #taika waititi #we stan a true king

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doctor: you only have 4 minutes and 43 seconds to live. How will you spend them?

me:

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Me trying to prepare myself for the mental strain of hearing ppl say shit like “The Black Widow trailer just came out and it already looks better than Captain Marvel!” when there’s legit like no reason to compare these two beautiful women who both have/will have a movie that’s got a completely different type of plot, characters and settings from the other

What’s up with putting two women up against each other thing tho when it’s obvious the two characters would like (adore) eachother?(ddgffgh or Scarlett & Brie are just nice together) I thought we was done wit that shit.

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The fandom after watching the Black widow tailor for 0.01 seconds

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Watching the Black Widow trailer like

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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There’s no such thing as “too much” Pepperony. Here some manips for y’all.

Feel free to use it, but don’t take the credits away.

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Ahh, such a good day to block st*rker and th*rki shippers.

#anti starker #anti thorki #marvel #mcu

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Lexi Rabe and RDJ serving us Pepperony Fam crumbs this past week.

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kind characters are not boring, kind characters are not dull, kind characters should not be overlooked, kind characters are important 

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