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natewantstobang · 1 year
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soft prompts. please don't edit
" hey i bought you a blanket "
" why don't we go to the beach ? "
" isn't it such a lovely day today ! "
" i just love the sun on my face "
" come here we both need a hug "
" you mean a lot to me , i hope you know that "
" i want to spend the day with you and you alone "
" why don't we do something together ? just the two of us "
" i love evenings like this "
" the stars are so beautiful "
" i think i could stay in this moment forever "
" come dance with me ! "
" oh its our song ! come on lets dance "
" do you want some tea ? tea fixes everything "
" the flowers are so beautiful this time of year "
" i just love being in nature , its so peaceful "
" all i want is you and me , in this moment forever "
" don't move ! you make the best cushion "
" i know you've been feeling down so i made your favourite food "
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natewantstobang · 1 year
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&. 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
(  various  fluffy  dialogue  prompts  so  soft,  so  sweet,  just  for  you!  )
❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜
❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜
❛ you got me flowers? ❜
❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜
❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜
❛ wait, you think i’m cute? ❜
❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ good morning, sleeping beauty. ❜
❛ it’s better with you here. ❜
❛ don’t worry, i’m staying right here. ❜
❛ you’re welcome to stay, if you want. ❜
❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜
❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜
❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜
❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜
❛ i knew you would be here. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜
❛ wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look. ❜
❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜
❛ what, am i not allowed to look at you? ❜
❛ i’m not giving up on you. ❜
❛ is that my shirt? ❜
❛ this is a good look for you. ❜
❛ pinky promise? ❜
❛ c’mere, you. ❜
❛ honey, i’m home! ❜
❛ you remembered? ❜
❛ you’re my family too. ❜
❛ let’s go somewhere, just you and me. ❜
❛ i’m here for you. don’t forget that. ❜
❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜
❛ was that your first kiss? ❜
❛ i was worried something happened to you. ❜
❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜
❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜
❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜
❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜
❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜
❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜
❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜
❛ i’m just glad you’re okay. ❜
❛ here we are, home sweet home. ❜
❛ thanks for being here with me. ❜
❛ seeing you happy is all that matters. ❜
❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜
❛ i couldn’t stop missing you if i tried. ❜
❛ you feel like home to me. ❜
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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50 Angsty Questions Prompt List
“And that makes it okay?”
“Are you afraid to die?”
“What would you do if I didn’t come back?”
“Do you know what it’s like?”
“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”
“Why are your eyes so red?”
“How do you think this ends?”
“Why would I ever want to be with you?”
“Is that what you think of me?”
“Do you know what a gunshot wound feels like?”
“How am I supposed to go on?”
“Can’t you see how fucked up this is?”
“If I told you I hate you, what would you do?”
“Should you be drinking that much?”
“What if we just crash this car and make it all stop?”
“Do the drugs still get you high?”
“Am I the reason you cry every night?”
“When did you stop loving me?”
“Don’t you think you’ve done enough?”
“How did things go so wrong?”
“When did things fall apart?”
“Which part of me wasn’t enough?”
“How do I make you love me again?”
“How much does it hurt knowing you lost me?”
“We’re you trying to destroy us?”
“How do you want to die?”
“Is the weight of it all finally too heavy?”
“Are you okay with having blood on your hands?”
“How do you sleep at night?”
“Can you still sleep at night?”
“Is being high all the time worth losing everything?”
“Can you feel the blood draining from your body?”
“Do you know how it feels to wish for death every day?”
“Will you miss me at all?”
“Can I have one last kiss?”
“Do you understand what you’ve done?”
“Is this how you thought your life would be?”
“Did you expect this to turn out better?”
“Can you really blame me?”
“How could you do this?”
“Can you be the one to do it?”
“Does this mean what I think it means?”
“Are you leaving?”
“How do we fix this?”
“Would you hate me?”
“Do you want to die?”
“How many more innocent people have to die?”
“Can you promise me no one else has to get hurt?”
“Are you satisfied now…?”
“Do you even know what love feels like?”
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Christmas Prompts
Person A has no idea what to give Person B so they rope in Person C and drag them into a mall and Person C gives them ridiculous ideas until Person A searches their heart and remembers an obscure thing Person B mentioned once a long time ago while drunk.
Person A gets Person B for Secret Santa and gets them a wonderful gift they’d love. B pretends they have no idea who got them the gift but secretly thanks A because they recognised the wrapping/handwriting/an obscure detail that only A does.
Person A hates Christmas because they come from a broken family/has no-one to celebrate it with and Person B takes it as a personal challenge to make sure A isn’t alone on Christmas. B takes A to an office/team/family party which only reminds A of how alone they are. A starts to complain about everything; the carolers, the bright lights, how cold it is etc. until B drags A to a soup kitchen and volunteers them for the night. Maybe A starts to feel a little less alone.
Person A is atheist/agnostic/Jewish/doesn’t celebrate Christmas and Person C keeps inviting them to their party. Person B notices A’s discomfort and tells C that A has a date that night with them. C teases them before moving on to inviting other people. A blushes and mouths a thank you. A goes home to eat ice cream and watch movies except they hear a doorbell. A opens the door only to find B with a bottle of wine, dressed nicely, ready for their date.
Superhero/Agent/Detective! A doesn’t celebrate Christmas but the rest of the team does and the team is called into work. The rest of the team is down but A is just glad to have something to do for Christmas.
Mistletoe kiss
Christmas with their S/O and panicking to their best friend/sibling about what to get them. Somehow, a plushie didn’t seem exactly suitable when they knew the other had bought them an engagement ring.
Watching the Doctor Who Christmas special and devouring a tub of ice-cream
Dialogue Prompts
“You look like you belong on the top of the Christmas tree”
“You can’t be alone on Christmas Eve”
“Wow, I had no idea the Grinch was a real person”
“So all of a sudden, I’m the Grinch because I don’t believe in Jesus?”
“Go ahead, call me names. Call me the Grinch and bully me like Santa’s deers bullied Rudolph.”
“Okay!  Who ate all the cookies?”
“No!  Those are for Santa!”
“Oh God, not the carol singers!”
“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”
“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”
“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”
“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“You’d make a really terrible Santa”
“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”
“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”
“The only good thing about Christmas is the snow and hot cocoa and I will die on that hill.”
“I can’t believe you did that to Santa…”
“STOP TRYING TO PUT CANDLES ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON’T CARE ABOUT HOW AESTHETICALLY PLEASING IT IS TREES ARE FLAMMABLE!”
“Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.”
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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More Prompts
Because I am unoriginal as fuck. The dialogue prompt list was fun to make and I had a lot of fun with answering the asks! Again, I am giving full credit to whoever made any of these aus or prompts.
Our teachers keep pairing us together even though we’re polar opposites, but I can’t deny that you’re really cute.
We’ve been best friends since the fifth grade, so could you please pretend to be my fake (boyfriend/girlfriend) to get this weirdo to stop creeping on me.
Please don’t be mad, but I found a box of stray kittens and a puppy who thinks it’s a cat and now they’re living with us.
I am now the officiant at my best friend’s wedding, so donate money to my unofficial church because I need to pay rent.
You’re really cute and keep ordering black coffee at my shop, but whenever you take a sip you look disgusted. I just wanted to know if you were okay and wanted something a bit sweeter.
We’re both college professors and some students have both of our classes and are now trying to set us up because we both get really dorky and passionate about certain subjects.
I’m a super villain and you’re a super hero. I know we’re supposed to be enemies but would you like to get coffee sometime?
 I know we’re best friends and all, but could you maybe be my date to my cousin’s wedding to prove to my judgmental relatives that I can find love and that I won’t be alone for the rest of my life.
We have to do a group project about ancient Rome and I really don’t appreciate that you’re making me do all the work, so I’m making you buy me food to make up for your douchiness.
You’re my soulmate, so there’s a tattoo on my body where you hate the most and now I’m worried because I have a tattoo that covers my entire upper body.
We’ve hated each other since we were children but here we are pretending to be a couple because my parents want me in an arranged marriage with some rich old guy, and you could even tell that’s fucked up.
Hi, I’m your guardian angel and I can see why you need guarding because who are those guys who were picking on you and how did you get that black eye? But, wait a minute, I’m now in my teens and everything is a mess, and how are you still alive?
You’re the new student and I’m the kid who gets constantly picked on and beaten up because I’m the smartest and I have weird habits and hobbies. Now, you’re defending me for no good reason, but I’m not really concerned with that. What I am concerned with is where did you learn to fight like that because I feel like the government would like to use you as a secret weapon of some sort.
You come from a small town that I’ve probably never heard of and you’re really trusting of people and this is your first time you’ve ever been to a really big city. Now, I’m making sure that you don’t end up dead and politely guiding you around the city, but I’m surprised now because you’re making friends with really dangerous people. Also, how are you now friends with the boss of a really big mafia?
I’m a new demon, and I’m assigned to you. But, you’re really depressed, so instead of making your life worse I’ve made it better. So, now I’m slowly redeeming myself and becoming your guardian angel. Oops.
Our kids are best friends and really want to be siblings, so now they’re pulling a Parent Trap.
I’m really stressed out right now, so don’t question why there are 20 muffins, seven cakes, and about 10 batches of cupcakes.
I will always believe that you are too good, too pure, and too innocent for this world even as you shout death threats in traffic.
We’re both in detention because I punched you for stealing my mechanical pencil, but I also punched you because you’re cute but an arrogant asshole and I just needed a reason to give you a black eye.
You’re my neighbor and we both go to the same university, but you get drunk and throw huge parties every weekend, so now I’m pissed off because I’m trying to study for exams. So could you stop being an asshole during exam week. Thanks. 
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Hi there. If you're still offering, can I ask for a fanfic request please?
Hello yes!  Absolutely! I’m always taking requests! What can I do you for friend?
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you’re going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn’t want to talk to me, you could’ve just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i’ll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you’re the one everyone’s talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where’d you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous… want to try it?❞
❝you’re going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don’t talk to me until i’ve had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i’ve seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i’ve never been here before, it’s beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i’m not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you’ll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you’re on my foot…❞
❝i guess you’re stuck with me ‘til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?“
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Angst/fluff Prompt List
Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) <3 <3
“I love you, please don’t go.”
“Stay here tonight.”
“Please don’t walk out of that door.”
“I thought things were going great.”
“Don’t you love me?”
“You make every day worth living.”
“I’ll keep you warm.”
“I’m never letting you go.”
“You meant too much to me.”
“I won’t let you.”
“How could you ask me that?”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”
“You look amazing tonight.”
“Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
“I’ve got you.”
“I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
“It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
“How are you feeling today?”
“You look amazing tonight.”
“We’ll figure this out.”
“This isn’t goodbye.”
“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
“Wanna go grab a drink?”
“What the hell were you thinking?!”
“Here, let me help you.”
“Kiss me.”
“I care about you.”
“You could have warned me!”
“That was unexpected.”
“You haven’t lost me.”
“Why are you doing this?”
“Don’t cry.”
“Please don’t do this.”
“You make me feel safe.”
“You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
“Thank you, for everything.”
“All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
“I can’t do this on my own.”
“I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
“Don’t be afraid.”
“You’re always on my mind.”
“You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
“You’ve always felt like home.”
“I can’t imagine this world without you.”
“Dance with me.”
“Trust me.”
“Why are you crying?”
“Who hurt you?”
“Nothing is wrong with you.”
“You make me feel alive.”
“I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
“Who cares about what they think?”
“Let’s go.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“Tell me what’s wrong.”
“You’ve always got me.”
“I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
“Is this okay?”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“Did you need something?”
“Do you have a ride home?”
“I am home.”
“What happened back there?”
“That’s not gonna happen.”
“Why me?”
“I’m right where I belong.”
“Fine.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”
“You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”
“You need sleep.”
“Excuse me?”
“What are you doing?”
“What did you expect?”
“You’re not alone.”
“We’re meant for each other.”
“You’re worth it.”
“I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
“I’ve always been honest with you.”
“It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
“Just breathe, okay?”
“When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
“Going somewhere?”
“Don’t lie to me.”
“Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
“You’re so adorable.”
“I’m better, now that you’re here.”
“I could never forget you.”
“Forget it.”
“That’s in the past.”
“You make me happy.”
“You’re more than that.”
“I won’t lose you too.”
“Come cuddle.”
“Can’t you stay a little longer?”
“It’s not that easy.”
“I’ve had enough.”
“I fell in love with you, not them.”
“You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Homecoming {Spencer Charnas}
Listen this is just purely dumb self indulgent fluff for myself because I am unhealthly in love with this man and his dumb pretty face 
It was late when Eden got home, so it was a surprise to her that the lights were still on when she walked in. “Spencer?” she called out, heading to the living room where she could here music from the TV. The screen was playing the credits to a movie and she smiled softly at Spencer, asleep on the couch and cradling a bowl that had probably had popcorn in it at some point in the night. She picked up the remote, switching the TV off before moving to crouch next to him, brushing her fingers through his hair and placing a gentle kiss on his cheek. He gave a sleepy mumbled, eyes cracking half open and smiling when he saw her. “Hey baby,” she smiled back at him. “What time is it?” “About two in the morning.” He pulled a face, trying to blink the sleep out of his eyes. “I know. C’mon, let’s go to bed,” She stood, holding out her hands for him to take, and using it as a way to pull him close so she could kiss him once he was standing. He smiled, giving a lazy kiss in return, resting his head on hers as he enveloped her in a hug. “I missed you.” “I missed you too,” she pulled back just enough to drop a kiss on his jaw, “now come on, bed time.” He hummed, letting her knot their fingers together and lead him upstairs, turning the lights off as they went.
When they got to the bedroom Spencer sighed, collapsing on the bed and pulling her with him, making her laugh as she fell on top of him. “Are you we planning to sleep like this, huh?” She asked, giggling as he nuzzled into her hair. He hummed again, squeezing his arms a little tighter around her and kissing the side of her head. She smiled, tilting her face to catch his mouth with hers before trying to get up, only for him to pull her back into his chest. “Spencer, I need to get ready for bed.” “No. You don’t,” He grinned at her, though his voice was still slow and sleepy than it usually would be. “At the very least you have to let me get changed. I’m not sleeping in my jeans.” He huffed but let her go, dropping his arms dramatically either-side to suitably illustrate his annoyance about it, though she knew he didn’t really mean it. Sitting up once she’d gotten up and pulling his shirt over his head as she left for the bathroom.
By the time she’d gotten back, he’d managed to undress and crawl under the covers, dozing off again already. He opened his eyes a crack as she came back into the room, rolling onto his side to watch her while she changed into pyjamas. “What?” “What?” “You’re staring.” “And? Am I not allowed to stare at pretty things?” She laughed, finishing getting changed, “That’s probably the cheesiest thing you’ve ever said.” “Maybe,” he pulled the covers back for her to climb into the bed next to him, tucking them back around her as she did, “But you love it.” “I do,” She replied, kissing his nose before curling into him, resting her head in the crook of his neck, “I love you.” “I love you too,” He pressed another kiss into her hair.
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Holiday/Winter prompts
Some Holiday/Winter themed fic prompts. It’s only short but hopefully there’s something in there that people might like. · Presents · Mistletoe · Snowmen · Gingerbread · Snowball Fights · Hanukkah · Christmas movies · Snow · Sweater Weather · Fireworks · New Years · Family dinner · Decorations 
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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62 from the Drabble challenge - Aidan turner fic ?
Hi yes hello!!!  I got super excited about this so yes here it is. It is very very short and doesn’t actually do the smut thing because I did try to actually keep to drabble rules(I’m old drabble is 100 words I won’t change my mind on this.  I 100% failed on that BUT I will expand this into a thing with smut, I just deperately wanted to post it so you knew that I did get it. There was also another idea for this prompt I had which I might also do, yes okay? okay.
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
 Nights when Aidan was filming were hard, but they happened sometimes, though thankfully not too often. So, after giving up on trying to sleep without him you’d instead decided to watch shitty horror movies. You hadn’t realised how late it had actually gotten until you head the door unlock, meaning Aidan was home. He looked confused as he came into the living room, glancing between you and the TV. “What are you doing up?” “Couldn’t sleep.” “So you’re watching Nightmare on Elm Street?” You glanced at the TV before looking back at him and shrugging, before getting up and going over to give him a kiss. “How was your day, well, night I guess?” He smiled, wrapping his arms around your waist and gave you a kiss back, “It was good. Glad to be home though.” “You’re probably tired.” He shrugged, “A little but you know, if you still can’t sleep then…we could have sex?” You couldn’t help the surprised laugh that bubbled out of you before looking up at him. “You’re serious.” “Why would I not be?” He gave a wicked grin before kissing you, harsher than he had before and easily picking you up and carrying you off towards your shared bedroom.
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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SEND REQUESTS FRIENDS!!
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natewantstobang · 3 years
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Im back y'all and i actually have the capacity to write, and after the drama i had to purge my blog of all the chadwood so give me so give me stuff to refill it with.
And now to tag just everything i can think of
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natewantstobang · 4 years
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Marianas Trench Phantoms prompt list
"Do you hear me now"
"Stay near me"
"Please be here"
"How you tease me"
"Silence shares my madness"
"I'd rather hurt here than by happy somewhere else"
"No one will scar me like you do"
"No one will ever be compared compared to you"
"The heart gets slow"
"We all heal"
"A love like this will end in tragedy"
"Every kiss suspending gravity"
"It burns us both to love this close"
"I know we won't get out alive"
"Only the lonely survive"
"Somebody not as complicated as myself"
"He'll never know you not the way I know you"
"It hurts like hell to love this well"
"I've never given into madness"
"But I'm better now than before"
"You inhale till your lungs get sore"
"But that's not who I am anymore"
"You still haunt the corner of my eye"
Repeating from the beating of your tell-tale heart"
"Echoes of you"
"I just want to make it vanish"
"The notes of an old mistake"
"From a little to a manic"
"A relentless refrain is the only thing that remains"
"Stirs of whispers trail and linger"
"Can't stop my falling now"
"I thrust my fist into a post"
"I still insist I see the ghosts"
"Don't look down"
"It's been forever since you crossed my mind"
" I guess it's true how time can fly"
"I know I said I'd call"
"But I never think about you at all"
"It's not like I miss your laughter"
"It's not like I miss your face"
"It's not like I can't get past it"
"It's not like I can't get past it"
"I told myself that I could deal with the space between me and you"
"I'm just a drink away from honesty"
"So who knows what's true"
"I'm wondering if you don't miss me too"
"I don't remember why we stayed"
"A foot out the door, a foot in the grave"
"Some people try to raise the dead"
"Some people try to live instead"
"It's not like you miss my laughter"
"It's not like you miss my taste"
"It's not like you can't get past this"
"It's to much time and much to little"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's fairer"
"Can you save me from today's night terror"
"You know you've got to help me try"
"Can't shake this ache I carry"
"Here and now I'll say it loud"
"I just wish that you were here"
"What's a little hopeless holding"
"But my feet fail me now"
"Maybe who we were then is shattered"
"But who we are in the end is what matters"
"I can't help but see your face, it's everywhere I turn"
"It's like everytime you vanish you're still here"
"It's like everything I see comes crashing down on me"
"But the ghost of you is always near"
"I can't get myself together"
"I've been running for forever from your ghost"
"You are just enough out of reach, just where I can see I won't give up your ghost"
"I can leave this place forever"
"But I know I'll never sever from your ghost"
"My haunted heart is uneasy"
"I saw you in black and white"
"Bathed in the city light"
"I couldn't see you there"
"Can we forgive and forget"
"Can we lay to rest"
"Can we catch our breath"
"Straight through the chest like a thunder clap"
"You can burn to bright"
"Keep the lights down low"
"Oh I see a glimmer of us"
"It's funny what you find when you go without"
"Keep the lights down low"
"Sure it took the best of us, hurt took the rest of us"
"You've changed but it's not enough"
"Doubt is insidious"
"A place where we don't make sense together anymore"
"I've been loving you to long to just suddenly move on from this"
"I knew you when"
"Let it make a mess of us"
"A cabin on a rainy coast"
"You knew me when"
"I thought time was supposed to heal, it doesn't do shit but keep you feeling"
"Is this a new beginning or the start of another end"
"What was simple, now there are questions"
"The kind I don't look my best in"
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natewantstobang · 4 years
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150 Ever After (Mariana’s Trench) Prompts...
I got bored and made another prompt list, this time based of Ever After by Marina’s Trench (No, I will never shut up about how much I love this band!). I guess once I’ve done Phantoms and Astoria I’ll move onto another band / artist. Also, if you use any tag me (You don’t need to, I just  nosy and want see what people write)!
‘Once upon a time.’
‘I use to be somebody.’
‘I don’t miss it that much now.’
‘You say I would make a better liar.’
‘Don’t pull away from me now.’
‘Don’t move.’
‘You could be my ever after.’
‘I could be your perfect disaster.’
‘I’m not myself.’
‘I’m getting fucking tired of getting sick about it.’
‘Stand up and be a man about it.’
‘Fight for something.’
‘Don’t you dare fail me now.’
‘This place was beautiful and mine.’
‘I’m just suggesting’
‘You and I might not be the best thing.’
‘I still want you’
‘If you leave now, I’ll come back and haunt you.’
‘I just wish we could go back one more time.’
‘I’ve been stuck now for so long.’
‘We just go the start wrong.’
‘I’m gonna get the ending right.’
‘You haven’t had enough.’
‘You better get your story straight.’
‘I still need you.’
‘If you want me…’
‘You want it.’
‘I lost myself somewhere.’
‘One more last try.’
‘Don’t you want this at all?’
‘You and I might just be the best thing.’
‘How’ve you been?’
‘Can I come in?’
‘I just came to get my things.’
‘I guess I’m leaving.’
‘It’s only temporary.’
‘I’ve been taking you for granted.’
‘I thought you’d feel the same as me.’
‘It’s time I come clean.’
‘But for now can we just both pretend to sleep?’
‘Sometimes the one you want is not the one you need.’
‘What goes around, don’t come around.’
‘You should know me better by now.’
‘You should keep the apartment.’
‘How can one of us still feel blessed while the other one’s so lost?’
‘Just follow me.’
‘You don’t got to worry about us.’
‘Let me show you.’
‘It’d be so nice to know you.’
‘Do you see what I do?’
‘Truth or dare?’
‘Just spin the bottle now.’
‘You don’t need to be so worried about it.’
‘This will be our dirty little secret’
‘We’re not gonna hold you to it.’
‘We’re all friends here.’
‘I’m still thinking about it.’
‘You’re gonna make a heartthrob out of me.’
‘These desperate times call for desperate measures.’
‘I’ll give you something to cry about.’
‘How could you let this get to desperate measures now?’
‘For a first effort this feels kinda last ditch.’
‘I guess this is just got kinda drastic.’
‘Trust us you just fell off the bus, baby.’
‘I can’t let this go.’
‘I got you right where I want you.’
‘Kiss me, just once, for luck.’
‘Payback is a mother fucker.’
‘Forever, for worse or better.’
‘My poor heart will only surrender.’
‘You thought by now you’d have it figured out.’
‘It hurts sometimes.’
‘You are perfect porcelain.’
‘It’s alright if you don’t know what you need.’
‘I’m right here.’
‘It’s not speak or forever hold your peace.’
‘It’s alright to take time.’
‘When your heart releases you won’t fall to pieces.’
‘You’ll let those old diseases lie.’
‘I’m empty too.’
‘Everything reminds me of you.’
‘The more I push the more you resist.’
‘I know you’re fine but what do I do?’
‘I’m awake and trying while you’re sleeping like a baby beside him.’
‘I’m on the ledge while you’re so God damn polite and composed.’
‘I know you see me.’
‘You’re making this look so easy.’
‘What if I fallout?’
‘Well now there’s him and now there’s me.’
‘The secrets you keep.’
‘Don’t tell me to fight for you.’
‘After this long I shouldn’t have to.’
‘I know I never make this easy.’
‘It’s easier to disappear.’
‘I’m begging you.’
‘I just can’t stand leaving you alone tonight.’
‘It’s too late to go.’
‘I don’t know why it took me so long to see.’
‘Did I just stutter?’
‘You can take or leave me.’
‘Who’ll be my Montague now?’
‘Don’t you want love?’
‘It’s so good to finally meet you.’
‘Don’t you think I deserve better after all that we’ve been through’
‘I will love you like goodbye.’
‘Don’t look so shocked.’
‘That’s not how I planned it.’
‘Don’t you fight back.’
‘Know this will hurt less if you just submit.’
‘How ‘bout a little gratitude.’
‘They don’t know you like I do.’
‘Only you and I were meant to be.’
‘One day you will learn to love me.’
‘If I can’t have you no one can.’
‘Say just enough to make me not go.’
‘In the end I’m not the first choice.’
‘You say you want someone just like me, so then why am I your plan B?’
‘You love the way Iinger.’
‘You keep me wrapped right ‘round your finger.’
‘Just wait a little longer.’
‘In time I could be the right one.’
‘I’m the B team.’
‘If we don’t we’ll never know.’
‘Do you remember?’
‘I never fell before.’
‘You like to make me beg for it’
‘I hardly know you.’
‘There’s some things I never showed you.’
‘You say to yourself somebody better will understand you more than I ever.’
‘I’ll shake his hand, and smile, and say I understand.’
‘That doesn’t mean I don’t think about you.’
‘I know we said…’
‘I don’t want to see you happier with someone else.’
‘Why can’t you just be lonely?’
‘I know you need somebody too.’
‘It just feels so soon.’
‘Some things should just stay broken.’
‘This should remain unspoken.’
‘I’ve been working on things that I was learning all wrong.’
‘I’m too proud to say I miss you.’
‘It’s not so easy to wish you well and let you go.’
‘There’s no yellow bricks to follow back.’
‘Believe me.’
‘There’s no place like home.’
‘I can’t let you go.’
‘How am I getting the ending right?’
‘It’s as easy as one, two, three/’
‘This is true love.’
‘Goodbye’
‘Ever after.’
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natewantstobang · 6 years
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Prompt List of Sarcasm
“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.” 
“Define normal.” 
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 
“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” 
“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 
“And you wonder why you’re still single.” 
“Remind me to kill you. Please.” 
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.” 
“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?” 
“Were you dropped on your head?” 
“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.” 
“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 
“If I survive, can I go home?” 
“My middle finger salutes you.” 
“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.” 
“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.” 
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 
“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.” 
“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 
“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 
“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.” 
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 
“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 
“I need therapy after this.” 
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 
“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.” 
“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 
“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 
“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.” 
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” 
“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.” 
“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.” 
“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 
“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 
“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!” 
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 
“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.” 
“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 
“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” 
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 
“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 
“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.” 
“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.” 
“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.” 
“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 
“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 
“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 
“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.” 
“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.” 
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” 
“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.” 
“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.” 
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.” 
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” 
“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.” 
“I like you. You’re different.” 
“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.” 
“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 
“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 
“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” 
“I care so little, I almost passed out.” 
“Well behaved woman rarely make history.” 
“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” 
“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.” 
“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.” 
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.” 
“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 
“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.” 
“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” 
“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 
“Have fun being deal.” “I will.” 
“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.” 
“It’s called thinking. Go with it.” 
“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.” 
“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.” 
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.” 
“The girl is strange no question.” 
“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.” 
“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.” 
“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.” 
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.” 
“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.” 
“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.” 
“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.” 
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.” 
“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?” 
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.” 
“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.” 
“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.” 
“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.” 
“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.” 
“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.” 
“Such big evil in such a little thing.” 
“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?” 
“What does not kill you will likely try again.” 
“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.” 
“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.” 
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.” 
“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.” 
“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.” 
“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.” 
“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.” 
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natewantstobang · 6 years
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Hey so there’s one request in my inbox and like I’m working on getting it up but I’ve hit some writers block so I’m super sorry it’s taking a while but I promise I will get it done <3 xo 
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