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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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I was an egg before it became cool.

#egg

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When you’re just gonna have one glass of wine

But you accidentally end up drinking the whole bottle plus one more.

#adult #adult life #wine #im not an alcoholic #maybe i am #idk

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I was sad and frustrated, so I ate a whole family sized serving of pasta.

Now I’m sad, frustrated and a little nauseous.

#adult life #adult #sad #pasta #food

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I cut my tongue on the knife.

Adulthood day 456: I wanted pudding, but was all out of spoons. So now I’m eating pudding with a plastic knife.

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Adulthood day 456: I wanted pudding, but was all out of spoons. So now I’m eating pudding with a plastic knife.

#adult #adult life #pudding #food

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is it because of my period? is it because tis winter? is it because of my regular depression?

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I am just as confused as you are..

#draft #drafts #was I drunk?

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when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

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theres no fucking snow outside

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if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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“…OH! Well. Er…(Y/N)…not sure I can make the ‘boy with the fine booty’ notice you…”

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One day a carton of milk will have the same expiration date I do…

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i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry