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ncoley · 3 hours ago
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As a child I actually felt very profound sadness becuase I wasn't a vampire
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ncoley · 3 hours ago
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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
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ncoley · 7 hours ago
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hour-long video essay comparing/contrasting the concepts of “blorbo” and “waifu”
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ncoley · a day ago
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When the wifi goes out
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ncoley · a day ago
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remember to do your part by giving Amazon's Rings of Power show the Morbius treatment
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ncoley · 2 days ago
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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.
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ncoley · 2 days ago
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ncoley · 3 days ago
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the tumblr experience
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ncoley · 3 days ago
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Cat steals eggplant.
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ncoley · 4 days ago
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ncoley · 4 days ago
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God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
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ncoley · 4 days ago
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The new guys
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ncoley · 5 days ago
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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ncoley · 5 days ago
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everything is too loud all the time they should put me in charge of all the sounds so i can mute things like airplanes and sirens and voices and turn up important things like kitty cat meowing
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ncoley · 5 days ago
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Tumblr should introduce "you have been blocked!" notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.
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ncoley · 5 days ago
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ncoley · 5 days ago
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god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.
if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!
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