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necro-romantic · 23 hours
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
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It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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It’s goth spring bitch
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necro-romantic · 9 days
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honestly nothing for me will top the energy of BTS photos/videos of horror movie monsters/demons/creatures/etc in full makeup just hanging out… like
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energy….
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necro-romantic · 9 days
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necro-romantic · 21 days
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Adam (formerly Eve)
(My commissions are OPEN!)
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necro-romantic · 21 days
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the changing of the seasons
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necro-romantic · 1 month
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necro-romantic · 1 month
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the inflection is exactly the same. I have been thinking about this for an hour. was this on purpose or is this just how people are naturally compelled to say these words in this order (via @biderverse on X/Twitter)
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necro-romantic · 2 months
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"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.
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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit
Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me
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necro-romantic · 2 months
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My favorite thing to do during a battle is to have Astarion bite someone. Like yes obviously his bite has a huge effect bc he’s a vampire but it’s just… so funny. I’m sicking my feral bf on the enemies and telling him to bite them and he’s thriving
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necro-romantic · 2 months
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New vampire clan whose thing is they're based on the comedic silly kid vampires like Count Chocula and Count Von Count
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necro-romantic · 2 months
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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.
have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.
Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.
Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.
Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.
It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.
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necro-romantic · 2 months
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Actually Minecraft deciding that sleep depravation was gonna make flying demons attack you was realistic as fuck
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