"No, I didn't! Weirdo."
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// hey sluts I'm in Japan and I bought doujin!!!! it's sealed but whatever I don't end up wanting/liking I'll list for sale. I got 2 leche ones and 2 other ones xoxo
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-- halloween 1987, crywolf
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women with horns
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― Franz Kafka
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me the morning after sending a risky text
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Paolo Sebastian | Moonlight Serenade
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// oh hey dawgs. I'm still alive and stuff. I have covid tho ✌️
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I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up
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the yugioh wiki list of deaths is funny because its like a list of all the insane fucked things that happen in the manga and it's always like "was sent to the shadow realm in the 4kids anime" like the localization team looked at that and was like we're not even gonna go there
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"I... It's fine for you to say no." He sighed. "I can call it off."
"Well, don't call it off entirely. You can still spend time with him somewhere else. Why not bring him homemade dinner with you?"
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shoutout to some tags i got once on a post that didn’t have either of them in it it’s REALLY good
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"I told Godling I'd make him dinner, but I realized I hadn't asked you first... Is it ok?" It certainly felt dangerous to let him near the house again, but... he seemed to be friendly, at least.
"I'll look like the asshole in the situation if I say no, won't I?"
"How's this: you enjoy your dinner with him, and I'll stay somewhere else with the girls and cats. Girls' night. I have zero issue with the both of you enjoying each other's company, but I don't want the kids or cats around if it goes South."
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Me (your cunty little messiah) vs My Adoptive Dad (no skincare regimen) vs Two Dead Presidents I Did Illegal Necromancy On (they are brothers but maybe adopted cuz they look very different)
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