non fandom ask/rp blog! any interactions welcome, ocs are preferred! fandom ocs are cool, it's just that mine aren't from any specific fandom. mun is 21, not all muses are 18+. for aliens: basic species/planet info is in #lore. muses can be found in #muse list or #muse intro, as well as on @sanriobios. (icon by me)
GORDON RAMSAY: Alright, mate. I’ll forgive the cockup with the soup course, but I want that caprese salad, and if there’s any more forbidden knowledge of the future in it I’m going to need words with the chef de cuisine
ME: Absolutely, chef. We have your caprese salad coming out now
*additional member of waitstaff brings out a dish on one hand, and lifts the cloche to reveal basil leaves, fresh mozzarella, and slices of San Marzano tomato artfully arranged to spell out “MARCH 15, 2048 - AUTO ACCIDENT”*
GORDON RAMSAY: Hold on a moment. Is that when and how I die?
ME: I don’t know, chef. It seems at odds with the concept of free will that knowing such a thing would even be possible
GORDON RAMSAY: Not even through the antipasti and I’m already being asked to subscribe to a non-deterministic universe. Fuck me
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
I think if you took a maid to a farm and asked it to tend to the chores with no further directions, you'd come back to an exquisitely cleaned chicken coop, a basket full of eggs, two buckets of fresh milk from the cows, and what could generously be called the remains of a horse smeared against the inside of a stall