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needletongues · 12 hours
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English added by me :)
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needletongues · 20 hours
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Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser
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needletongues · 3 days
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needletongues · 3 days
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1 gulp was left my lucky day
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But now i dont feel normal
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needletongues · 5 days
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Yup splurged on the good stuff i dont regfret something for once in my life
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needletongues · 5 days
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My thoughts can control u
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needletongues · 5 days
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GORDON RAMSAY: Alright, mate. I’ll forgive the cockup with the soup course, but I want that caprese salad, and if there’s any more forbidden knowledge of the future in it I’m going to need words with the chef de cuisine ME: Absolutely, chef. We have your caprese salad coming out now *additional member of waitstaff brings out a dish on one hand, and lifts the cloche to reveal basil leaves, fresh mozzarella, and slices of San Marzano tomato artfully arranged to spell out “MARCH 15, 2048 - AUTO ACCIDENT”* GORDON RAMSAY: Hold on a moment. Is that when and how I die? ME: I don’t know, chef. It seems at odds with the concept of free will that knowing such a thing would even be possible GORDON RAMSAY: Not even through the antipasti and I’m already being asked to subscribe to a non-deterministic universe. Fuck me
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needletongues · 5 days
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Lee Seung Chul
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needletongues · 7 days
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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needletongues · 9 days
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needletongues · 9 days
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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
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needletongues · 9 days
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needletongues · 10 days
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Elven necklace made by Faeriesjewels
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needletongues · 12 days
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I think if you took a maid to a farm and asked it to tend to the chores with no further directions, you'd come back to an exquisitely cleaned chicken coop, a basket full of eggs, two buckets of fresh milk from the cows, and what could generously be called the remains of a horse smeared against the inside of a stall
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needletongues · 13 days
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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
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needletongues · 13 days
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Tell us more about ur crush! ^.^
I’m so shy… maybe 1 fact. My crush is born on the planet of forests.
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