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desert haze

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in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

#THIS POST IS TOO LOUD

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When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his charming pear floating powers

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hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

#cinderace #🔥

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

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this would slap

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SONY: Barbie PlayStation 1 Memory Card (2001)

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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

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Okay, so I know the reason the physics in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom have so many weird exceptions and edge cases is because the games' designers are concerned foremost with puzzle-crafting, and only secondarily with producing a coherent world model, and nearly every bit of weirdness can be explained by the fact that some puzzle mechanic required the games' physics to work that way. There's simply no deeper unifying logic to be found, and trying to find it is a good way to give yourself a headache.

One of those pieces of weirdness lies in the relative weights of various objects, particularly in relation to Link, the player character. Some objects are incongruously heavy or light for their size because the puzzles in which they appear require them to be, and Link himself is weirdly lightweight, presumably because that was the easiest way to cause him to experience the exaggerated knockback that many puzzles require without making the forces involved ridiculously strong.

Most objects and characters which recur among the two games are at least consistent in this respect. However, it has been empirically determined that in Breath of the Wild, Link weighs the same as 8.5 apples, whereas in Tears of the Kingdom he weighs the same as 10 apples, and now I can't stop myself from wondering what fucking puzzle mechanic required Link to be exactly 1.5 apples heavier.

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Animal Crossing (2002)

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skyrim is such an experience because one moment you’re out in the wilds of the pale watching the auroras as the music and ambience remind you what makes this game so special, and then you enter an inn and the npcs start levitating.

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This looks almost exactly like the setup I had when I was young I miss it so much

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what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don't say substance abuse