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Every time I see a gifset of ready player on I just get reminded about what an enormous piece of shit the book is

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Idk wtf is happening but I like it

I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

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my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

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these proud lesbian moms wish you a good morning

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But I’m A Cheerleader is the best movie because the line “you think when other girls look at girls that they are thinking the same things as you, but they’re not” like there is no better summary of growing up lesbian

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me, rationally expressing why i believe we need gun reform: so that’s why–

someone: THE FOUNDING FATHERS, MY FATHERS🧓🏻, ALL OF THEM, ARE MY ACTUAL FATHERS👬, (NOT🚫 GAY 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨THO😤), T H E FOUNDING FATHERS, DIED☠️!!!! ARE DEAD😵⚰️!!!! FOR MY RIGHTS!!!! AS AN AMERICAN🇺🇸🇺🇸!!!!! TO HAVE GUNS.🔫🔫 THE SECOND 2️⃣ AMENDMENT📝, WHICH MY FOUNDING FATHERS🧓🏻 FOUNDED, PROTECTS🥊!!! MY RIGHT. TO ALL THE GUNS I WANT💦!!!!! AND IF 🗣YOU🗣 DON’T ALSO THINK THE FOUNDING FATHERS LITERALLY DIED FOR OUR GUNS, THEN I DON’T HAVE TIME TO 🔇TALK 🔇TO YOU😤

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There will be a lot of homophobes in your life who won’t openly hate you. They’ll instead wait for a reason to hate you that is more socially acceptable in their circle.

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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

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😂😍👯‍♀️🥞🙃

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

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me around other gays and non-homophobic straight people: actually I think gay marriage is simply a band-aid solution and an empty gesture. Our real focus as a community ought to be homeless and depressed gay youth, especially trans youth.

me around homophobes: