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Interviewer: What’s it like working with Andrew?

Kevin: Imagine working with a completely civilized, responsible, and mature person.

Interviewer: Ok...

Kevin: Now throw that idea out the window.

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Neil: Son of a bi-

Dan: There are children here!

Neil: Biscuit! Son of a biscuit! That’s what I meant to say

Dan: Nice save

Neil: Yeah fucking nailed it

Dan: Oh for fucks sake

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just redownloaded tumblr… lol what is up is the aftg fandom still alive and thriving??

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Neil on the run from his serial killer father:

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Neil: If you weren’t a fox what would you do?

Andrew: I’d try to eliminate all cancers.

Neil: Wow that’s very noble Andrew.

Andrew: Then I’d move onto geminis.

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Nicky: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Aaron: Make them all stand

Kevin: The most important ones get to sit down

Andrew: Kill three

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Neil: I only have 4 moods:

fuck this

fuck that

fuck you

fuck me

Kevin: I would like to add 4 more:

fuck yeah

fuck no

fuck my life

fuck everything

Andrew: And for those who have just given up:

fuck

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Neil: Why does this turkey taste so bland?

Andrew: I figured you already brought enough salt to the table

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Kevin: You look tired, did you get any sleep??

Neil: Yeah I got a solid 8 minutes

Kevin:

Neil: Not consecutively, but it was there

Kevin:

Neil: You’re not even that blurry

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Neil, as Andrew walks in: What crimes have you been committing today?

Andrew: Since when is catharsis a crime?

Neil: Since you started using catharsis as a synonym for arson.

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Nicky: What does “takeout” mean?

Aaron: food

Kevin: dating

Andrew: murder

Neil: Or all three if you want to have fun

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Matt: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil

Dan: And that is?

Matt: If they dislike Neil, they are evil

Dan [nodding in agreement]: Yeah that’s pretty solid logic

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Matt: What are you eating?

Neil: A family sized bag of chips.

Matt: That’s regular sized...

Neil: Every bag of chips is family sized if you’re an orphan and an only child.

Matt, with tears in his eyes: Neil, no-

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Neil: I fell asleep watching a movie, and when I woke up, I had spilled so much red wine on myself that I thought for a second I had been shot.

Andrew: Yes because that’s a normal reaction

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Nicky: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Erik says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me

Neil: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Andrew says mean things to me everyday, so I’m prepared

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Neil: When I get murdered, make sure it’s an unsolved case.

Andrew: Why?

Neil: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Kevin: WHEN I get murdered?????

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Nicky: Neil, I told you, no exy racquets at the dinner table!

Neil: You said the breakfast table.

Nicky: It’s the same table!

Kevin, slowly hiding his exy racquet from view: ...

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