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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind

#im so glad my parents have kinda come out of this mentality

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Round 3: Dead Shuffle Dress vs. Dress of Eclectica with Squiddlejacket

Submitters of the Dead Shuffle Dress say: "An eldritch suit dress! so very anime" Submitters of the Dress of Eclectica with Squiddlejacket say: "An iconic dress featured in many iconic moments, accesorized with many computers"

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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Alright which one of y'all that have been here since 2014 fucking wrote this

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Ya know it's astounding how quickly grey hairs start popping up once you see one of em

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Cow Abduction sticker

Kawaii Cow Abduction Sticker; Capture the whimsical moment of a cute cow being abducted by aliens. Playful design to add a touch of extraterrestrial charm to your belongings. Express your love for cows and the unknown!

Get yours here

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One of the funniest subversion of cooking manga reactions I've seen

#idk if its better with context or without

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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Found this handsome fella this morning!

Hyalophora cecropia

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

#thanks i say it too much