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nelgardner·3 months agoText

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she  did  like  cookies.  give  her  a  platter  of  those  and  she’d  go  to  town.  give  her  cake  and  she  wouldn’t  touch  it.  her  second  favorite  would  be  pie.  can’t  go  wrong  with  pie. “sugar  cookies  were  a  gift  to  humanity.”  amelia  chuckles  and  sways,  following  the  woman  to  more  than  familiar  place.  she  had  already  been  there  while  the  woman  wasn’t  but  she  didn’t  need  to  know  that  did  she?  sugar  cookies  it  was,  hand  reaching  to  pick  out  one  shaped  like  a  star.  “thank you.”  the  girl  sees  more  of  her  mother  in  the  woman  and  even  so  much  more  that  she’d  think  her  mother  and  theo’s  would’ve  been  friends.  amelia  smiles  a  little  brighter.  her  theo.  it’s  cute.  “yeah,  i  was  there  getting  a  checkup  and  we  sort  of  got  to  talking  and  became  friends.”

“i’ve never been so excited to hear that.” she teases. sugar cookies were her holy grail, though. “don’t worry about how much to take, eat as many as your heart desires. i love to bake, so if you eat em’ all you’ll just be giving me something to do.” it’s true. she’s one of those cheesy, over the top moms who bakes cookies and is on every pta committee the school system in los angeles has. okay a bit dramatic, but she’s definitely the president of the pta at her children’s school’s, she wonders if amelia goes to school with theo as well. “how cute, i’m glad he met some nice friends there considering it’s not always a pleasant trip.” she’s still optimistic even after everything her and her family have been through. “do the too of you also go to the same school?”

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amelia  gives  a  little  smile.  “no,  no  you’re  right.  i’m  amelia.”  she’s  amelia  and  this  is  uber  awkward.  not  only  that,  she’s  reminded  of  her  own  mother  and  as  much  as  she  misses  her,  she’s  glad  theo  has  someone  like  the  woman  in  his  life.  he  deserves  at  least  that  if  not  more. “i  guess  i  can  have  a  cookie  or  two  while  i  wait.”  the  girl  decides  before  crossing  the  threshhold  of  the  house.  it’s  theo’s  mom,  how  bad  could  it  be?  “it’s  nice  to  finally  meet  you  mrs.  gardner.”

phew, she’s glad she recognized her as the right teenage girl or else that could have been awkward and terribly messy perhaps. “see? everyone loves cookies.” she laughs, leading amelia into their more than average sized kitchen. “i’ve got, chocolate chip and sugar cookies, the fun ones with the shapes and themes.” she smiles, placing both jars in front of amelia. “the choice is yours kiddo.” she leaves it up to her, placing a plate in front of her. “oh what a sweetheart, it’s nice to meet you too lovely.” nel is beaming, she just loves kids, especially well mannered ones. “so how did you and my theo meet? the hospital, yeah?” 

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talk  about  awkward.  she  had  been  holding  her  breath  which  irritated  her  already  irritated  lungs.  it  was  the  first  time  she’s  knocked  on  theo’s  door  and  his  mother  answered.  there’s  a  cough  forming  which  she  plays  off  somehow  as  a  sneeze  instead.  “i-i  was  just  wondering  if  theo  was  home.”  fingers  move  and  scratch  at  her  neck,  picking  and  trying  to  keep  busy  there  somehow.  “i  can  come  back.”

to nel’s surprise a teenage girl one of her son’s age is standing before her. she recognizes her, amelia is it? “amelia, right? if not, so sorry, so so sorry.” she offers a warm smile as she steps back a little, opening to door as an invitation to come inside. “please, don’t be silly. theo should be home any second, come on, would you like some cookies while you wait for him?” she truly was a mom straight out of a fairy tale book. 

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nelgardner·3 months agoText

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RAND  OBGYN  PRACTICES”  flashed  across  the  brunette’s  screen,  shit.  why  now?  why  did  they  have  to  call  right  here,  right  now?  she  fumbles  with  the  phone,  sliding  it  to  unlock  it  and  then  eventually  answer.  “h-hello?”  her  palms  are  sweaty,  ew,  she’s  a  terrible  sneak.  good  thing  she  didn’t  plan  on  keeping  this  a  secret  for  all  that  long.  this  is  a  call  for  PENELOPE  GARDNER,  to  confirm  your  appointment  coming  up  on  MONDAY,  JANUARY  20TH,  please  press  ONE.  nel  scrambles  to  press  one,  and  in  almost  the  same  movement,  hangs  up  the  phone.  “phew,  bill  collectors,  huh?”  she’s  laughing.  what  a  dork,  just  play  it  cool  penelope.  “hi,  uh,  what  can  i  do  for  ya?”

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—  What’s  ZOOEY  DESCHANEL  doing  in  LOS  ANGELES  ??  Oh!  That’s  just  PENELOPE  'NELLY’  GARDNER  the  33  year  old  who  lives  in  LA!  On  the  outside  looking  in  everything  is  perfect  -  but  nothing  is  ever  as  it  seems.  They  are  hiding  SHE  IS  PREGNANT  AFTER  THINKING  SHE  WAS  INFERTILE  Yikes!  I  hope  that  doesn’t  spread  to  the  neighbors!

hiiiii i’m actually doing an intro, what??? anywho, this is my sweet bby angel face nel or nelly or penelope whatever floats ya boat. 

  • she is the epitome of sweet like, she’s one of those people who you’re like how tf are they so happy and peppy all the time like ???
  • she loves entirely too fast and way too hard
  • gets attached in three seconds flat
  • wants to save the world and refuses to accept that she’s just one little bitty human girl who can’t fix the world by herself at the speed of light
  • she will help anyone and everyone before herself every single time, never fails, she was put on earth to help others, she’s a firm believe that this is her purpose in life, to heal
  • loves all of her kiddos with her whole heart and soul, don’t fuck w/ them because she can and will turn into full rage mama bear on ya
  • she’s kinda way too overprotective and is one of those mom’s who can’t stand to see their kids grow up because sad
  • so lol her secret, she’s pregnant, yikes, she doesn’t know how to tell her kids b/c ?? if you wanna apply as her baby daddy that would be rad b/c feels, i’m thinking it’s a long term boyfriend, but she went off birth control b/c she’d been told she was infertile so she didn’t think anything of it
  • but bam now she’s having her first baby bundle of joy and she’s scared shitless but also not b/c helloooo she raises kids for a fucking living for christ sakes she’s a damn pro she got this
  • she’s super scared to tell her kiddos though, she thinks they may be a tad bit jealous or think she’ll wanna ditch them for her bio kid 
  • that’s all for now folks, she’s a sweetpea and won’t hurt a soul unless you fuck w. her kids lol plot w. me !!!!!
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