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gonna throw some stuff I'm working on into the ether -- THE DIMENSION 20 INTREPID HEROES PLAY THROUGH THE PLOT OF THE TERRY PRATCHETT DISCWORLD NOVEL 'FEET OF CLAY'* (no spoilers version)

Brennan: Siobhan, please introduce your character.

Siobhan: I am a ripped to shit, buff as hell, six-foot-six human who was raised as a dwarf. I’m the nicest boy you’ve ever met and everyone loves me.

Emily: I’m the personification of a German shepherd as a human woman. Except blonde, like an Irish wolfhound, wink wink.

Zac: I’m just a nasty little guy. A high-level rogue with charisma as a dump stat. People are actively repulsed by me. Lou: I’m a paladin who doesn’t want to be a paladin. I keep trying to quit, but they keep dragging me back in!

Siobhan: You were one week away from retirement!

Lou: I was one day away from retirement! [Beardsley's character is a dwarf who's pushing gender boundaries. Murph's character is literally dumb as a rock.]

[But wait, people who know both canons say, isn't *Brennan's* somewhat-controlled anticapitalist rage the fit for Vimes? To which I say: I envision Lou having a ball here, and we need Brennan to play Every NPC. Brennan's Vetinari. Brennan's Scheming Guild Weirdos. Brennan's Tiny Scottish Pixie Who Built Himself An Airship, aka Wee Mad Arthur. Brennan as Lou's character's wife.)

Lou: Brennan, how thicc is my wife?

Brennan: To say your wife has a bangin’ booty would be an understatement.

#this would be so good #discworld #dimension 20 fanfiction #dimension 20

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Announcing the theme for Terry Pratchett Day 2024: START IN THE WRONG PLACE.

You'll hear people say time and time again that you can start anywhere with Terry Pratchett's work, but don't start in the right place*, so let's truly embrace the joy and chaos to be found in the many routes through Discworld and beyond.

We will be making Sunday 28th April, Sir Terry Pratchett's birthday, one brimming with bookish delight, celebrating the many ways we love and travel through his work, and we're inviting you to join us.

Follow along with The Terry Pratchett Estate to stay up to date. We will be sharing more ahead of the weekend on how to get involved.

*A lot of people say the right place is anything but the right place, which in turn, may make it an equally wrong place...

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

#NYAA

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Hello detectives! 🔎

Do you love:

Mystery fiction, especially paired with a comedic tone, like Knives Out, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, or Only Murders in the Building?

Sherlock & Co, and want another, different take on the Holmes canon to add to your rotation of shows?

Irreverent historical comedies with surprising heart and messages about the people who often get left in the margins of history like Operation Mincemeat and Our Flag Means Death?

Re: Dracula, and other audio dramas that present unique takes on classic literature?

British audio comedy like Wooden Overcoats, Cabin Pressure, and Bleak Expectations?

The original ACD Sherlock Holmes stories but wish there was explicit, textual representation of gay, lesbian, and ace identities that are celebrated and centered within the actual text?

Adorable senior cat mascots?

May we present ourselves, Fawx & Stallion, a mystery-comedy podcast about the best detective team on Baker Street! (Not that one.) Our full first season is available now, and we are currently crowdfunding for Season 2! If a queer, Victorian mystery-comedy set in the world of Sherlock Holmes sounds like it might be up your alley, please consider giving us a listen, and if you're able, supporting our crowdfund so that our indie team can bring another mystery to life!

#ForAmbrosius

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yeah

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

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"I laugh when I look at this shot - one in a million chance of capturing the precise moment when these birds are locked in eye to eye!

Out in my boat fishing one morning, I noticed that an eagle was being harassed by a blue jay on the shoreline next to my cabin. The blue jay’s relentless attacks were only mildly irritating to the eagle. The big bird’s facial expression was one of pure disdain. Jays are fiercely territorial - the eagle had perched near the jay’s nest and the jay was determined to protect its young.

My boat floated closer and closer to the skirmish and I knew that I might be able to capture a special moment if I just kept shooting. I love the image for so many reasons. The eagle is protecting its most valuable secret weapon - its eyes - by sliding a thin membrane over its eye just as the jay flies by. The jay is executing a ninja move as it makes its escape. And I love the way the image illustrates the sheer contrast in size between the enormity of the eagle’s body and the small silhouette of the blue jay.

I’ll always be thankful that I was in the right spot at the right time."

📸Ken Wiele

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Happy 3 years to 3rd life smp!

#BEE THIS LOOKS AMAZING

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Iskall clearly loves camping...

#congrats on the thumbnail! #I hope you got paid well ^_^

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making statues and blaming etho for them is extremely E Pranker of whoever it is (I do think joel is a solid guess) and now I’m nostalgic for the insane lengths that zisteau went to for that and for everything else he was doing around that time period. those really were the days.

joel if you’re reading this and you’re the culprit please continue to victimize specifically bdubs in tribute.

#no but honestly this has HUGE E pranker vibes #while I was watching the videos I kept thinking ‘Zisteau did it’ #have I watched Zed in the last 7 years? not really #hermitcraft #ethoslab #mindcrack #zisteau

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

#fun time to start working at a library lol

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the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

#it’s me #my job is to be ‘that guy’

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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

#HOW is Sam so low