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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

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so I’m watching futurama for the first time

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Angel | 5.11 “Damage”

#angel the series #angel

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rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006

#yes

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collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

#favorite

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

#me #three coffee mood

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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

#if i have to hear someone at work bring up that one article about the one school that added a litterbox for a kid indentifiying as a cat #so help me god im dine #seriously that got mentioned day to day when we turned our restrooms into public gender neutral #so annoying

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I think this really says a lot about how confused and disingenuous oppression-based discourse has become, or something

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Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

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anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

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#i love him #mtg #magic the gathering

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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

#favorite

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My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.

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“God is dead” -Zendaya