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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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let me guess youre into crossdressers too right?

I am a bisexual man this is kinda like asking a dog if he likes going on walks

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the establishment fears this.

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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Today it’s been 9 years since Terry Pratchett left us…

We miss you 🤍

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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like whack a mole

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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"matthew brown" this "matthew brown" that and its all about how queer he is or his intentions blah blah blah and YEAH, but also.

everything he does is SO... so theater kid.... like he was definitely in school plays and got really into it. this hand motion was more sick in the head than what he did to hannibal.

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