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Yuta: My advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
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Haechan: Our father, who art in Heaven, please fucking kill me
Johnny: What happened?
Haechan: Mark told me he was in love with me, and I said “that sounds like a you problem”
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Haechan: It's times like these when I wish I'd listened to what Doyoung said
Mark: What'd he say?
Haechan: I don't know I wasn't listening
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*Kun being sick*
Yangyang: LMAO Y'ALL THAT'S SICK!!!!
Kun, with a low voice ready to sip some hot tea: I wish I could kill u
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Mark: Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.
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Jaehyun: Hey, can you hurry up? Haechan just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed him a sword
Taeyong: What the fuck-
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Kun: You’re obsessed with yourself!!
Ten: And you’re not? Sad. Tragic
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Manager: Why did you sleep so late?
Jeno, looking into the distance: There’s no rest for the wicked
Sehyoon:
Jaemin:
Jaemin: Cat videos. He stays up late watching cat videos
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[Chenle as a superhero]
Villain: Well well, if it isn't Zhong Chenle.
Chenle: But I am Chenle
Villain: It's an expression-
Chenle: Your tricks won't work on me you villain
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Haechan: Renjun, you're so short. What can you even see down there?
Renjun: Your IQ.
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Hendery: Why is Lucas crying?
Winwin: He thinks he stepped on a ladybug.
Hendery: Thinks?
Winwin: It was a red M&M.
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Yangyang: Oh my god, guys I know what I’m doing, quit worrying
Kun: Bullshit, God doesn’t even know what you’re doing
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Chenle: So what's for dinner?
Mark, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret
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Jungwoo: I identify as 1 person
Jungwoo: but according to this box of cheesecake I'm a family of four
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Mark & Haechan: [ Fighting ]
Sungchan: Why are they fighting?
Johnny: They've been arguing about whose surname they'll take if they get married
Sungchan: Oh....
Sungchan: [ Confused ] They have the same surname though?
Johnny: [ Closes his book ] They have the same surname.
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Doyoung: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Mark: Sometimes I'll just start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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