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strong contender for best book cover

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I made my first #goretober prompt list, I am pleased with it.

If you wish to make use of it I would absolutely love to see what people do with it, please tag me if you do.

I won't be participating this year but still wanted to make a contribution to my favorite challenge

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This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

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fingers in his ass sunday

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i see a lot of people saying this or that could kill a medieval peasant or a victorian child, and i feel we need to make an important distinction: medieval peasants watched executions for fun, and had absolutely no spices for their food. victorian children were very sheltered, and had cocaine and opium in every single medicine. a sour skittle could kill a medieval peasant. kin discourse could kill a victorian child.

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oh youre a man without earrings? its ok i dont mind ^_^ now come closer (i am holding an icepack and a needle behind my back)

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if hajime hinata has a million fans, then i am one of them. if hajime hinata has ten fans, then i am one of them. if hajime hinata has only one fan then that is me. if hajime hinata has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against hajime hinata, then i am against the world

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My gender is too complex for mere mortals to understand. Unfortunately I am also a mere mortal.

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men kiss eachother

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so I’m opening a new hospital and I think I’m going to buy some of these window clings to decorate the glass in the children’s ward with:

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Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

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a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

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an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

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Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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he sees you when you’re sleeping he knows which kinks to shame